Ruby & Stevey play through Dead Island 2 - Halloween Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

usually these special editions are pretty contrived but not today m8s because this thread is non stop hard terror the first extreme jump scare is the hook to get you replying to this thread since I know no one gives a fuck about my autistic gaming videos but if I have anything to do with other posters you lap it up it's kind of a prologue or uh prologue prologue since the game itself has a prologue where on September 27th (which seems like half a year ago to me since I've been playing gta online every day lmao and time drags when you're playing uh r-really fun games you should play with us join our crew m8s http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/...og_knot_lovers) me and stevey were getting ready to play this shit game since we knew going in it would be terrible and we'd never pay for it but we had to play it that day because it was on a free weekend on steam lmao so we had to complete it within the next 24 hours when we got invited to our shitty tinychat and like any deranged horror movie psycho I just lurked there.... watching and listening, until I heard marks pranking camoron and recorded it lets take a listen to this and give me lots of replies about how funny it is ect (even though I missed the funniest bit at the start where he believes hes in trouble) (please note specific place names have been censored by professional data managers to protect the trolled)



classic wacky rubynet antics, but thats not all I recorded, here is some very topical tinychat crew banter when stevey invited general doli to play dead island 2 with us (hes 100% right about how bad the game is)



not disturbed by how I secretly record conversations I'm not in? well try this: the pure horror of... liiiiisaaaaaaaaaas mentaaaaaaaal problemsssssss



now down to the nitty gritty (<- funny because that's a saying from slave ships about the living conditions of the niggers) this may seem like a fucking lot of autistic bullshit but its only 3 hours and 26 minutes long which is pretty good considering the game session took 11 hours 20 mins, which is one of my longest, I think the only longer ones I've had is playing borderlands with teknorat all day or the time we played through all of resident evil 5 on the ps3 for literally 36 hours and by the end of it we were completely delirious and trying to kill wesker over and over again using only gimmick grenades because they were the only ammo you can buy on the game over screen for some fucking reason, anyway it seems long but its only about half an hour longer than the longest DayZ thread's total runtime and considering that whole dumbass thread series was 33 hours total just be grateful this is a pretty linear and easy game and not the life devouring horror that is DayZ, I'm pretty happy with the way it turned out I mean no ones gonna care and I'm never going to watch it back but its good progress on my way to stop doing the stupid autistic documentary gotta include everything that happened style I did my DayZ videos in that was horrible and more to actually being fucking funny the problem is that it was really hard to leave anything but the most bland walking sim and inventory jewing stuff on the cutting room floor since me and stevey are literally funny all the time, but dont worry next time I make gaming videos I'll be playing with not funny retards like teknorat and barry and try hard to only include funny moments so they will hopefully be shorter and more entertaining so maybe one person without severe aspergers will watch them, now the only problem is my audio is kinda quiet since I'd already been for 12 hours so I am groggy and mumbling away and forgot to turn the game sound down its not as bad as it coulda been since sometimes fraps gives preference to a video game over steam chat and stevey would have been quiet too but it's not so bad it just means stevey always talks over me and when a cutscene is going its hard to hear my goodones but uh just listen closely just turn your volume all the way up when I speak and then turn it down when guns start firing so you dont go deaf, and since I know jon is probably the only one autistic enough to watch three and a half hours of ironic game playing I have included a handy guide as to who is namedropped and when in what video, enjoy getting butthurt when you're not mentioned! oh! also I made these in windows LIVE movie maker this time so enjoy your glorious 1080p since it'll let me save in a size over 480p unlike just windows movie maker holy fuck this is taking forever to upload I'm just gonna post this while it's still halloween and hopefully they'll all be live tomorrow as long as my new computer doesnt get infected by my alienware being beside it and start bluescreening



Mentioned: cberry (00:09), clay (00:13), reno (00:14), shakes (00:15), gush (00:17), teknorat (00:22), lisa (00:36, 06:24), maks (00:52, 06:17), general doli (01:17), cody (01:48, 03:07), teknorat's wife (02:39)



Mentioned: cberry (00:57), teknorat's wife (00:59), cody (02:06)



Mentioned: lisa (03:15, 05:57, 10:19), cag (04:41), jon (07:25), terror baby (08:01)



Mentioned: maks (00:01), iwascruel (02:42), barry (04:01), garfield (05:23), twitchin kitten (06:16), White Bear the racist polar bear (09:38)



Mentioned: lisa (00:30), lisa's baby sitter (00:41), flagerchat (00:55), general doli (00:57), plug drugs (00:59), lisa's cat (01:18), camoron (01:48, 08:49), cag (05:33, 08:33), m0nde (05:53)



Mentioned: cag (00:13, 01:44, 01:53, 07:28), jess (01:27), piss jugs (01:28), camoron (01:45, 07:28), barry (03:19), elz (03:33, 09:18), m0nde (05:13), lisa (05:42)



Mentioned: elz (00:15), Oleander (00:50), general doli (03:03), jon (05:38), camoron (06:13), akiraaaaaaa (06:40), drunkpuppies (08:32), cag (11:03)



Mentioned: Paul_ (00:11)



Mentioned: drunkpuppies (07:09), plug drugs (07:56)



Mentioned: elz (01:01), barry (01:10, 13:09), lisa (01:24, 01:30), m0nde (04:03), cody (10:48)



Mentioned: cberry (01:47), plug drugs (03:37)



Mentioned: piss jugs (01:16), teknorat (01:46), flagerchat (03:12), lisa (07:06)



Mentioned: cag (00:06, 03:44), elz (02:32, 10:10, 10:27, 11:58), garfield (04:55), m0nde (05:05, 12:20), ramen (05:12), fanfare (09:09), flagerchat (11:15)



Mentioned: ROY4L (00:05, 01:19, 01:59), barry (03:19)



Mentioned: cberry (03:50)



Mentioned: lisa (00:16, 11:49, 12:10, 12:52, 13:18) elz (12:03) keith (13:36)



Mentioned: fanfare (00:59), rootbeer (03:19)



Mentioned: lisa (00:16, 04:11), maks (06:31)



Mentioned: lisa (03:39, 09:16), maks (04:09), flagerchat (05:40), elz (05:55), barry (08:29)



Mentioned: no one fuck you



Mentioned: lisa (03:33)



Mentioned: cag (00:18), flagerchat (11:48)

yeah that's right lisa's mentioned 20 times how's that for fucking scary

[Moonman]

[Moonman]

all the videos im mentioned in are still being processed

dayum grats on 200 videos ruby! are you partnered yet? i know a youtube up and comer when i see one :p

[steveyos YOLO]

all the videos im mentioned in are still being processed

You're popular here now by a bad reason

[steveyos]

next year's gonna be so much better

next year's gonna be so much better

i really hope so lol

[juji]

All your videos don't work, didn't read megathread, bye

[juji]

a quick note: Ruby is still shitting on computer chair

[jon]

i honestly believe writing down the timestamps when people are mentioned or made fun of or actually trolled across space and time (addressing them then, recording it, getting them to play it back to themselves now, lol) is the sole reason this thread will get so many more replies than all the dayz videos put together

[steveyos]

no it's because I'm in it but wow you gotta admire ruby's autism, I don't even remember anything about the game besides shooting the explosive tanks as we threw them we were skeet shooting I hope that's in one of those vids

[steveyos]

we spent a good four hours just doing that

[steveyos]

it's really hard to make a game like this fun

i honestly believe writing down the timestamps when people are mentioned or made fun of or actually trolled across space and time (addressing them then, recording it, getting them to play it back to themselves now, lol) is the sole reason this thread will get so many more replies than all the dayz videos put together

yeah its kind of a cheap stunt for views (i wish i thought of it)

Jon incorrectly predicting a rubycalaber thread will get replies lmao

steveyos voice is so tender

[steveyos]

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[steveyos]

your avtar is so good