im gonna by a kindlefire hit the mayday button then have my cock out when the hot female assistant comes to help me

[Moonman]

[always stevey]

kindles are the worst, cheapest tablets. lmao

[juji]

android tablet sucks, I hate android

[Moonman]

all tablets suck lmao

[always stevey]

pill junkies suck as well.

[always stevey]

just as useless as a kindle tablet (which is the only one you can afford to buy)

[Moonman]

god youre such a piece of shit cag

[Moonman]

i dont own any tablet, ill never own a tablet because only tools own tablets you fucking faggots,
you're a massive faggot CAG, open wide for the big corporate cock HERE IT COMES BABY *sucking noises*

[always stevey]

Don't get angry with me because you thought it would be cool to brag about shoving drugs up your ass.

[always stevey]

that is entirely your own fault

[Moonman]

i bet you and your faggot girlfriends sit at the cafe with your tablets in your laps like a bunch of fucking queers, cali fags, go drink a fruit-veggie smoothie you fucking slut

[always stevey]

At least we shoving opiates up one anothers asses. You need to face the facts, pluggy

[always stevey]

you actually shoved drugs up your ass because of your rubynet username... lmao

[always stevey]

well since my name is plug drugs, perhaps I should slather vasline all over this syringe here and literally squirt opiates into my shitter, because hey! that is so epic.

[always stevey]

I mean, you can't be called plug drugs and not actually plug. That would be shameful not to take stupid forum username literally. well you are dedicated to being a complete faggot, I'll give you that pluggy. hats off to ya

[Moonman]

no i shoved drugs up my asshole because eating eight of the roxi 30s at a time wasnt getting me high anymore and i visited every pharmacy in the area asking for syringes saying i needed them for my vitamin B12 shots and my aunt needed them for insulin, but they didnt give me any. So i just bought some vaseline went home and stuck them up my ass, went fairly good too, i'd recommend it 7/10

[Moonman]

you should try it cag lol youd enjoy it, though you dont have half the willpower i do you end up in a methadone clinic in less than 2 months just before begging your family to borrow you hundreds of dollars a day to pay for your fix in addition to blowing guys for their morphine scripts

[Moonman]

dont act like youre too cute that it couldnt happen to you, one of the cutest girls i know ended up a massive opiate addict, and yes blowing guys for painkiller bottles lol, your pretty face doesnt get you anywhere in the real world awwwww

[Moonman]

*chatters teeth*

[always stevey]

That's not what you said yesterday. You said you had to live up to your forum username, pluggy, so you just HAD to try it once. Yeah, COOL. I guess. You would do anything to try and look cool, wouldn't you. Once drugs stopped being cool on the internet you mysteriously quit. lmao

[Moonman]

*licks canines* im glad you replied cag

[Moonman]

yeah i did it just for the LOLZ lol NEDM FAG lol i wasnt massiely addicted to opiates or anything it was totally funnny & epic faggot

[always stevey]

you did it because you're a drug addict.

[Moonman]

why dont u try it cag?? joooiiinn ussss *drools*

[Moonman]

you can be one ofus cag, one of us

[always stevey]

No thank you, I'm already a drunk. Usually, one wants to move up the ladder, not down in the filth with the junkies.

[juji]

omg I love to see a fight between plug drugs and cag in irl