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    There is an Australian snowboarder, goes by the name Chumpy Pullin.

    Rootbeer saw him on the telly, instantly took a strong dislike to sex symbol Olympian... I had never paid much attention to the ads so when he started talking about "Chumpy Pullin" I had no fucking idea what he was talking about, "A Chumpy Pullin? What's that? Sounds about right but I have no idea what you are talking about." Anyway I realised the next time the ad came on what he was talking about.

    The following week Rootbeer had grown himself the same kind of moustache and beard as Chumpy Pullin.... I made him shave it off.
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    Just thought I'd throw that in.

    Seemed to be a whole lot of bullshit stories going around by people who were not even there.

    So enjoy an actual story (makes me laugh) rather than the mentally ill ravings of dp.
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    i heard you likecockhold maybe we can screw infront of rooty if that would turn you on baby girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by JesusIStheAnswer View Post
    i heard you likecockhold maybe we can screw infront of rooty if that would turn you on baby girl
    I don't know what cockhold is.

    Can you teach me?
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    ill have to show you i hope you are a hands on learner
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    I should probably check what it is first.
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    naw its ok ill show you sweetheart
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter View Post
    There is an Australian snowboarder, goes by the name Chumpy Pullin.

    Rootbeer saw him on the telly, instantly took a strong dislike to sex symbol Olympian... I had never paid much attention to the ads so when he started talking about "Chumpy Pullin" I had no fucking idea what he was talking about, "A Chumpy Pullin? What's that? Sounds about right but I have no idea what you are talking about." Anyway I realised the next time the ad came on what he was talking about.

    The following week Rootbeer had grown himself the same kind of moustache and beard as Chumpy Pullin.... I made him shave it off.
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    lol
    ;)
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    Growing another atm
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    Quote Originally Posted by JesusIStheAnswer View Post
    i heard you likecockhold maybe we can screw infront of rooty if that would turn you on baby girl
    Cuckold...
    *call centre crew*
    *hate talking to people crew*
    *get abused for a living crew*
    *sexually harassed by hot women crew*
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    thank you
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    Cuckold...
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    Lol
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    Why would you think I like that?

    I'm not into people watching.
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    I have performance issues pffft phahaha
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    naw lady we fuck we make him watch see his tears roll down his face and as soon as you climax lick them off his sobbing face no better revenge haha.
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    hhaahaha great story, way better than rootbeer jizzing everywhere and crying in the corner
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    top notch shit lisa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
    hhaahaha great story, way better than rootbeer jizzing everywhere and crying in the corner
    Lol
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