dwarf fortress thread

[jon]

because i need help with this stupid fucking colored text experience that remotely resembles a game

[jon]

i don't need any one particular thing explained; just tell me how to actually enjoy it like it was a real game

[Genital Doli]

lol

[Genital Doli]

terrible interface horrible graphics and micromanagement hell: this is shit we think is fun lol. - the internet

[rubycalaber]

you let your imagination be stimulated (aka its so awful you have to just pretend you're having fun)

[Genital Doli]

hey this remind me of another game for autistic retards that everyone likes for some reason

[Genital Doli]

reminder that minecraft currently costs THIRTY DOLLARS while failign to deliver on half of the features promised during development being a buggy pile of shit using programmer placeholder art and being completely devoid of anything that could possibley be called fun other than building swastikas out of blocks

[Chris Hughes]

Horrible.

[Genital Doli]

>comparing dwarf fortress to minecraft
>playing steam games
>2012

[Genital Doli]

lol oh look the Fail Patrol is here to use the 4chan green and less than alligator sign to own me because i made fun of they aspie retard game.s. QQ more indie failtards.

just open up ms paint and make a pretty picture next time you want to play a "game"

[rubycalaber]

minecraft is another game you literally have to pretend to be having fun in

anally butthurt steam noobs

[Genital Doli]

people say this game is rely good but it looks like yet another boring indie platformer with a dumb gimmick but named after the foreign guy from That 70s Show

[Chris Hughes]

minecraft is awful.

[rubycalaber]

another game you have to pretend to have fun in is Day Z where people imagine they're going on big epic adventures and not wandering around with nothing happening for hours on end occasionally fiddling through a broken inventory system, but you can make other people not have fun so it evens out

[Genital Doli]

Lol your all literaly retarded. Meanwhile Im racking up headshots in Modern Warfare 3 and im literally #3 in the fucking world rankings whil e you guys build blocks and breed dwarfes or what the fuck ever lol.

[jon]

it was block trolled

please stop playing nerd games, jon

[jon]

my name is erith-avuzkadol of kilrudilir and i was assigned to mining and fish cleaning before i died

[Genital Doli]

please stop playing nerd games, jon

you have an entire forum devoted to playeing World of Warcraft.

my name is erith-avuzkadol of kilrudilir and i was assigned to mining and fish cleaning before i died

lol

you have an entire forum devoted to playeing World of Warcraft.

you have an entire life devoted to virginity

i like how doli has tons of screenshots from creative mc servers, but claims to hate the game. i play mc several times a week and i dont have any screenshots saved...

[Genital Doli]

i googled my little pony minecraft and troll face minecraft, rootbeer.

this is like the third time you have posted mc pixelart. and this time of my little pony...

[Genital Doli]

[Genital Doli]

lmao rootbeer i cant believe you actualy like that game

[Chris Hughes]

I think i would rather play MW3 Skyrim Fallout anytime than these retard geek games, I mean snes games look shit but at least they were fucking great.