And I had a huge accident today

[Battery Bits]

I was trying to move my rug because it had creeped under thencpuch somehow, why do rugs always crawl around? They really need a better underside so they don't move around, why the fuck don't they have something rubbery and grippy so they don't move? I must talk to the guy who made up the design for rugs because it is totally uneccessary, a better backing and they wouldn't be so annoying. Anyway so I tipped the sofa chair back to get the rug out and it knocked my big mirror that is biggervthan me and the mirror fell down, crashed, shattered with glass everywhere and knocked over my glass of cola. So I had to clean everything up then have a cold shower because it's muggy. I got a bit of glass in my foot but I got it out.

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

I was trying to move my rug because I had crapped under the couch somehow,