who would win in a fight? pirate steve or lisa?

[internutt]

poll.

[Pirate Steve]

At present I can't use my right to lift more than 30 lbs so it would be about even

[internutt]

At present I can't use my right to lift more than 30 lbs so it would be about even

lisa is 5'1 and doesnt exercise. youre 6'0, 6'1 and much heavier and obviously a man. i doubt she could do anything to hurt you.

[maxgoldberg]

would you really hit a hysterical shizophrenic woman who probably cant reach anything off the top shelf

[maxgoldberg]

the fight wont be fair unless steve is handycapped somehow. handcuff his hands behind his back maybe. he'd have to kick lisa to death

[Pirate Steve]

Probably not but if my life were threatened I'd level anyone regardless of gender

[Pirate Steve]

the fight wont be fair unless steve is handycapped somehow. handcuff his hands behind his back maybe. he'd have to kick lisa to death

I do have one arm which is still healing from surgery, pretty sure throwing a punch with it would hurt me pretty badly

[internutt]

would you really hit a hysterical shizophrenic woman who probably cant reach anything off the top shelf

look again, this is not an actual thing that will occur (probably), it is a theoretical exercise under optimal circumstances. they are compelled to fight for some reason. lets say aliens capture them and put them in a big glass jar that only has enough air for 20 minutes and they can escape if they kill the other person.

[Pirate Steve]

If fully healed I would make short work of it, but at present I would literally be fighting with one arm behind my back

[Battery Bits]

Probably not but if my life were threatened I'd level anyone regardless of gender

I’d stab you in the neck

[maxgoldberg]

that would be a brutal fight and it would be sad to see lisa get beaten to death by a cripple

[Battery Bits]

I’d stomp on his fat head

I’d break his nose first then just keep kicking his head in

I’m tough like that

I threw rootbeer through a shower door

[Pirate Steve]

It's easy to shove someone whose mind is entirely focused on sex

[Battery Bits]

It's easy to shove someone whose mind is entirely focused on sex

It’s even easier to break a nose bushpig man

[Pirate Steve]

You'll note I haven't spent a second of this bragging about what I can do

[Battery Bits]

You obviously haven’t read your own posts

Bushpig man

[Pirate Steve]

Those who have actually done shit don't prattle on about it on the internet

[Battery Bits]

Those who have actually done shit don't prattle on about it on the internet

Yes they do

They actually have something relevant to talk about

[Pirate Steve]

Then why are you still talking?

[Battery Bits]

Because at least one of us needs to make actual sense

[Pirate Steve]

You're as dull as a bowling ball

[WEEDO]

LISA IS NOT A SCRAPPER, INSTEAD SHE GETS YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN SHE GETS AFTER KIDDIE COCK BEHIND YOU BACK

[Battery Bits]

LISA IS NOT A SCRAPPER, INSTEAD SHE GETS YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN SHE GETS AFTER KIDDIE COCK BEHIND YOU BACK

Fuck off

[Pirate Steve]

Needing more than one cock makes sense in the context of her allegedly being a pedophile

[WEEDO]

MAKES SENSE YOUD BE A TEACHER IF YOU AFTER SHORTIE COCK

[Battery Bits]

Fantasize about people fucking kids often?

Because I find it repugnant

[Pirate Steve]

Especially the special Ed aspect of it
Easier to get away with it if the victim can't speak

[maxgoldberg]

LISA IS NOT A SCRAPPER, INSTEAD SHE GETS YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER THEN SHE GETS AFTER KIDDIE COCK BEHIND YOU BACK

this person posts a lot like bev, but im told you aren't actually bev lmao

[maxgoldberg]

instead of saying "cock" say "cork" to emulate the trashy boston accent.

[Battery Bits]

Especially the special Ed aspect of it
Easier to get away with it if the victim can't speak

You’re fucked in the head

I was a regular teacher you half wit