making frequent and subtle changes in site layout can increase ad revenue; making the site intentionally disorganized makes user

[Plug Drugs]

s more prone to viewing and absorbing advertisements.

Google and facebook have been doing this for years now. The layout of the site is changed every couple weeks, and these changes aren't made in effort to improve the site, but are almost always just tossing up the specific manner in which advertisements are presented to make them harder to block out.
Youtube has gotten really bad; right now its impossible to tell if what you're about to click on will be content or ad - they've fused the two together.

And by keeping the user confused about the layout of the site, they're more likely to click on ads. Intentionally disorganized and innavigable layouts cause a person accept what the site shows them on the front page. Unless you search for specific videos, everything linking off the frontpage is youtube trying to control what you watch and force advertisements on you.

Glad the television mentality managed to wiggle and pry its way into the internet. Why can't we just go back to early 2000s-esque ads when they thought that infecting people's computers with malicious software to annoy the shit out of them was an effective approach to advertising? Back when they kept the ads simple, just the essentials: penis enlargement, 'free ___' pyramid schemes, and 'free trials' with hidden fees of '$200/month after the first free month ends, good luck trying to cancel" - Those are the core 3; the essential food-groups of internet advertising

[steveyos666]

LISA

[steveyos666]

I have ad blockers for everything I even have a well look for yourself

[steveyos666]

[steveyos666]

they couldn't put ads on my computer or tablet if they hired myg0t themselves to hack me

[steveyos666]

(another good reason to root hehehehehe)

[steveyos666]

your life sucks plug drugs

[steveyos666]

sorry

does steveyos actually use a tablet instead of a computer lol

[steveyos666]

[steveyos YOLO]

I just use tubemate for downloading videos from youtube

[steveyos YOLO]

That green text looks terrible btw

I just use tubemate for downloading videos from youtube

sounds sexual

[steveyos666]

no

[Plug Drugs]

the whole touch fad better die out sometime soon the whole 'trying to operate a computer by slappin your fat fingers across the screen' thing needs to end.
they make for nice phones, and its nice to be able to use them while laying down, in a car, take it out in public quick to check something, etc..
As for tablets, anything worth doing is worth doing at a desktop computer.
1. if a piece of hardware breaks on a desktop computer, you can order a new part and fix it yourself. On a touchscreen phone or tablet, when a piece of hardware breaks the several hundred dollar device just became a several hundred dollar coaster.
2. Put any operating system you want on it
3. Get to have actual control over the computer; it will do whatever you tell it to do without having to mess around trying to root the manufacturer's restrictions and whatever the fuck else.
4. The 'app store' for a desktop computer is called 'this shit has been freeware for fucking years' - and every 'app' is free with no built in advertisements.

also mouse and keyboard will always be superior

[steveyos YOLO]

I cant put my desktop in my pocket and hide in a closet jerking off to porn so no

[steveyos666]

I don't have any problems with touch screens maybe you should eat less snickers

[maks]

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[steveyos666]

wow

[maks]

mure-a prune-a tu feeooing und ebsurbeeng edferteesements. Bork Bork Bork! Guugle-a und fecebuuk hefe-a beee dueeng thees fur yeers noo. Zee leyuoot ooff zee seete-a is chunged ifery cuoople-a veeks, und zeese-a chunges eree't mede-a in iffffurt tu imprufe-a zee seete-a, boot ere-a elmust elveys joost tusseeng up zee speceeffic munner in vheech edferteesements ere-a presented tu meke-a zeem herder tu bluck oooot. Yuootoobe-a hes guttee reelly bed; reeght noo its impusseeble-a tu tell iff vhet yuoo're-a ebuoot tu cleeck oon veell be-a cuntent oor ed - zeey'fe-a foosed zee tvu tugezeer. Bork Bork Bork! Und by keepeeng zee user cunffoosed ebuoot zee leyuoot ooff zee seete-a, zeey're-a mure-a leekely tu cleeck oon eds. Intenshunelly deesurgunized und innefeegeble-a leyuoots coose-a a persun eccept vhet zee seete-a shoos zeem oon zee frunt pege-a. Unless yuoo seerch fur speceeffic feedeus, iferytheeng leenking ooffff zee fruntpege-a is yuootoobe-a tryeeng tu cuntrul vhet yuoo vetch und furce-a edferteesements oon yuoo. Bork Bork Bork! Gled zee telefeesiun menteleety muneged tu veeggle-a und pry its vey intu zee internet. Vhy cun't ve-a joost gu beck tu ierly 2000s-isqooe-a eds vhee zeey thuooght thet inffecteeng peuple-a's cumpooters veet meleeciuoos sufftvere-a tu unnuy zee sheet oooot ooff zeem ves un iffffecteefe-a eppruech tu edferteesing? Beck vhee zeey kept zee eds seemple-a, joost zee issenteeels: penees inlergement, 'free-a ___' pyremeed schemes, und 'free-a treeels' veet heeddee fees ooff '/munt effter zee furst free-a munt inds, guud loock tryeeng tu cuncel&qoout; - Thuse-a ere-a zee cure-a 3; zee issenteeel fuud-gruoops ooff internet edferteesing

Lest ideeted by Ploog Droogs; 9 Huoors Egu et 10:51 EM. Bork Bork Bork!

[maks]

clay please install a mod that does this to all of plug drugs posts automatically, tyia

[steveyos666]

that or make them all just say "photons" because he'd probably just be happier that that thing makes his posts even longer

[maks]

phutuns

[steveyos666]

lorklorklork