Dear God

[Lisa]

Please send me back to the 1920's so that I can be a flapper and also marry Buster Keaton.

TIA.

[Lisa]

And Buster Keaton can teach me the ear slide and roll trick.

[Lisa]

And that's how I will sidle into view of people all the time.

[cagordon]

wish someone would send you back to hell by throwing you down some stairs..

[Lisa]

Too bad.

Even a stunt master couldn't manage it.

[Lisa]

I could roll into the classroom like that.

I have a very flexible ear, I can turn it inside out like a dog's ear. I wonder if that will help with the ear slide and roll.

[juji]

...

[Lisa]

I would procreate with him because he has the genius stunt master gene.

[Lisa]

...

Hey what you up to?

I'm making topics about Buster Keaton. Do you like Buster Keaton? You'd probably love Buster Keaton.

[Lisa]

Does anything get any cuter than Buster Keaton with a kitten on his head?

You be the judge...

[Lisa]

[Lisa]

They say he was a desperately unhappy man.

[Lisa]

Yes that's a classic.

Yes that's a classic.

when people say buster keaton that's the first thing i think of every time

here's one for ya

[Lisa]

There's this one stunt he did I can't find in gif form but he puts one leg up on the piano, then he like picks up his other leg and puts it on the piano and he seems to hold it a bit before collapsing. I tried to do that all day when I was a kid and it just seemed impossible to me. I have no idea what kind of muscles you need to be able to pull that off.

See there is a difference between show muscles and functional muscles. Quite often those big beefcake looking guys have a lot of big useless muscle that is not actually functional for anything. Then you can have a guy with wirery functional muscle, they may not look as strong but they are actually stronger than the big dumb show muscle guy. Buster Keaton was all functional muscle.

[Lisa]

here's one for ya

i probably won't stop for a while. I've revived my Buster Keaton obsession and I just have to ride it out until completion.

[Lisa]

Wish I could ride Buster Keaton out until completion.

[cagordon]

look at me posting in this thread with the cool kids, the lizard crew! ^__^

[cagordon]

I want to post with Cody and Lisa ^__^ tee hee

[cagordon]

The three sexiest, cooler poster all in one thread. must be my lucky day to post with such respected people

[Lisa]

Too bad we all have more friends than you.

As in everyone except you, steveyos and jihad josh. Otherwise known as the boring fucktard brigade that begs desperately for attention.

[Lisa]

I just coined that.

[Lisa]

Yes!

[cagordon]

I'm glad you and Cody have each other. I know its been rough for the two of you.

[Lisa]

How fucking cool was Buster Keaton? There has never been and never will be a cooler guy.

[cagordon]

Look, why don't we all just sit down and talk this out like adults? All three of us could be buddies and plan trolls on rubynet.

[Lisa]

I'm glad you and Cody have each other. I know its been rough for the two of you.

We also have pretty much everyone else except for you three losers who no-one likes.