Ok so I just hit an old lady in an electric scooter with my car

[Lisa]

No-one was badly injured but I'm going to have to pay for damages to her scooter and to make things worse she just found out she has cancer today.

I was pulling into a car park on the side of the road and she was in the bike lane between the road and the car park, I indicated and pulled in and she was behind me and slammed into my passenger side door. I didn't see her, I mean obviously. She jumped up and started telling telling me she was going to get a solicitor. So I called the police and got them to attend and technically it was my fault, if there wasn't a bike lane it would have been her fault but anyway still shaking. No tickets issued, just a civil matter but the police are so good at calming people down so I'm just sorting it out with her, I accept that technically I was in the wrong so I'll have to pay for any damages to her scooter.

Fucking running little old ladies with cancer over, geez.

[Lisa]

Oh and right after it happened while waiting for the police two men came up to me and asked me if I could get pot, lol, I lied and said no I couldn't and told them I had just hit an old lady with my car and was waiting for the police to attend, so they cleared off. Bad timing fellas.

[Lisa]

Oh and Peter has taken to texting me again, sending me this picture and trying to tell me this is Gemma



Um delusional much.

[steveyos YOLO]

Hope you go to jail where yo belong

[Lisa]

I didn't stop shaking for 2 hours and now I'm exhausted

I tell you running over little old ladies sure takes it out of you phew!

[UofLCardfan08]

Give the old lady your cat so they may both die peacefully out of harms way

[Lisa]

Yeah I was like "I don't have a cent on me, I just paid $300 for my cat it's got renal failure, I get paid Tuesday." And she was like "I'm sorry about your cat, I just found out I have cancer today"

I'm just OMG, I just ran over a little old lady who just found out she has cancer and I'm trying to play my cat is sick card, I'm a pretty bad person.

[maks]

you just figured out that you're a bad person?

[Lisa]

Oh yeah I'm a real monster maks

[maks]

you're certainly the worst this forum has to offer

[maks]

if you'd never shown up stompleb would be the worst, because he fucks kids, but that's just one in a long list of disgusting shit you've done

[Lisa]

I haven't fucked any kids you dipshit.

What do you think I've done?

[Lisa]

I'm a better person than morons who sit around making up shit like that.

[Lisa]

The fact that you sit there making up shit like that and saying that to a woman who's actually been through that as a kid makes you a pretty fucking pathetic and disgusting person.

[Lisa]

That would upset me if I didn't already fully know how pathetic, disgusting and terrible a lot of people, like you, are.

[Lisa]

I'm a hell of a lot tougher than pathetic people like you.


Ok I think 5 responses should cover that, let me know if it doesn't and I'll make another 5 to remind you what a total piece of shit you are.

Now be the good maks that can make light of horrible shit and who gets rid of total pieces of shit, not the pathetic maks who likes to try upset people who have been through worse shit than you.

Weak ass pansy.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, peter and gemma found the court papers about you fucking the 8th graders in your boot, and sure you deny it now, just like in a couple months you will deny that you murdered shirley dundee the mayor of penguin island cause she wanted to stop giving you welfare checks,,while she was in her rascel scooter ,, your broken mind will have forgotton all about it by then and you will call us all fucktarded for saying it

[Lisa]

I'm not going to gather any mushrooms for you in village life now.

[Lisa]

lisa, peter and gemma found the court papers about you fucking the 8th graders in your boot, and sure you deny it now, just like in a couple months you will deny that you murdered shirley dundee the mayor of penguin island cause she wanted to stop giving you welfare checks,,while she was in her rascel scooter ,, your broken mind will have forgotton all about it by then and you will call us all fucktarded for saying it

There is no Gemma and there most certainly is not any court papers about me fucking any 8th graders.

Just totally fuck off with that shit idiot.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i love how you did not deny that you killed shelisa dunddee the mayor of penguin island for trying to cut off your welfare checks,,,

[Lisa]

i love how you did not deny that you killed shelisa dunddee the mayor of penguin island for trying to cut off your welfare checks,,,

Lol

[Lisa]

Please can we just have banter about something else other than fucking little kids, it's getting a bit much. Seriously it's a bit fucking sick that that is all yous seem to post about. I don't think I deserve that shit. I've lived it and it's really not funny and I can only shrug it off so much before getting upset. I don't like having to think about it all the time just because some weak ass pathetic loser is deliberately trying to seriously upset me.

[Lisa]

I would sooner murder someone who does something like that. People like that should be wiped off the fucking planet and people who get off constantly making "jokes" about it should be next.

[steveyos YOLO]

Sad that you're here since i was hoping you'd be in jail today

[Autistic Spectrum]

too bad you can't sue super poor people

[Lisa]

I called the police myself to attend and I didn't even get a ticket.

You know I've never had a driving ticket in my life.

lisa always sucked the cop off, but that didn't keep her outta the looney bin, they just blew their loads in her mouth, maced her, and took her pregnant ass off to the lollipop factory so she could murder her baby and score some ativan

[steveyos YOLO]

Probably because you only leave it once every 2 years

[maks]

Please can we just have banter about something else other than fucking little kids, it's getting a bit much. Seriously it's a bit fucking sick that that is all yous seem to post about. I don't think I deserve that shit. I've lived it and it's really not funny and I can only shrug it off so much before getting upset. I don't like having to think about it all the time just because some weak ass pathetic loser is deliberately trying to seriously upset me.

you fucked a kid and I'm not supposed to talk about it? to hell with that. maybe you should have thought about this before you fucked a kid.

...........................codey's New crew posting in retarded lisa's thread.




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