List every detail you know about Lisa's life.

Scoring:
0-5 = That's all? Bro, get yourself some real Lisa edutainment!
6-10 = KEEP FEEDING YOUR OBSESSION, GO DEEPER.
11-525 = Completely Obsessed Fucktard
526+ = m0nde

Extra Credit: Post a short story you composed from Lisa's life. Make sure you really try conveying Lisa to someone who's never heard of her before.