My SUPER worst restaurant ever

[juji]

It’s not every day that you have your worst restaurant experience ever. Mine happened some hours ago, upon i went to bank for international transfer. i decided to enter the super-shittiest chinese restaurant ever.

It's a buffet is offered by $ 5 dollars, i asked a checker gave me a dish but told me pay at final after of eating, i took a table, when i walk around and i see full of fugly people like a fat man with scattered face (like ugly version of m0nde) and horrible fat women like lisa with weight of steveyos.

I felt little disgusting, i went to pick some foods in a row, i decided to grab some vegetables and chicken, then i back at table and ate... felt like something which is not well cooked.

Not my favorite restaruant... i wanted to get out here and paid to cashier with $ 20 and i got $ 13, i tought why they increased $ 2 on $ 5, well i wouldn't cause trouble and got out.

while im waling, i feel something weird like nausea and diarrhea, i was bearing to get bathroom... it was too risky

I almost FUCKING threw up while im shitting diarrhea!


I took a deep breath, (i couldn't breath when i throw up), finally never return to this nightmare restaurant, ever ever ever again.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

FYI Lexi aka BitchFace aka oOBatteryOo is Gloria Stilts

Rose West was Belle before they banned her.

[Lexi Persimmons]

you're both stupid fucks.

[maks]

juji, that's a shame but what do you expect for $5? hope you feel better

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you're both stupid fucks.

you are in fact the s/n Gloria Stilts aka BitchFace at RH you fucking psycho stalking bush-pig dyke

fuck off pathetic loser

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

tell Jibbles I love him

[sex with dead people]

It's a buffet is offered by $ 5 dollars, i asked a checker gave me a dish but told me pay at final after of eating, i took a table, when i walk around and i see full of fugly people like a fat man with scattered face (like ugly version of m0nde) and horrible fat women like lisa with weight of steveyos.

Was she hot?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I'm 50 kgs

[juji]

Was she hot?

hell no

[sex with dead people]

hell no

Happy Thanksgiving!

[juji]

Happy Thanksgiving!

ironic as fuck

[juji]

juji, that's a shame but what do you expect for $5? hope you feel better

$5 was nothing for thanksgiving day, im feeling so good

[maks]

thanksgiving is actually tomorrow

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm 50 kgs

[sex with dead people]

Are you insinuating that she's a huge sack of shit or is it just a coincidence that she's the same exact weight as that sack of shit?

[blumpkin blownuts]

thats her in her bag where she belongs

[maks]

Are you insinuating that she's a huge sack of shit or is it just a coincidence that she's the same exact weight as that sack of shit?

there's a reason people call her clump

[blumpkin blownuts]

i spread that on my field when i feel like growing a big ol crop of worn out bitch

[juji]

thanksgiving is actually tomorrow

Good, i would like to cook the best food

[maks]

holy shit I fucking hate outlook, my boss keeps going on and on about how great it is and I'm just prejudiced against microsoft but he's a fucking idoiot what the hell kind of shitty email client can only save the password for one account per server

[Pronoun]

[juji]

holy shit I fucking hate outlook, my boss keeps going on and on about how great it is and I'm just prejudiced against microsoft but he's a fucking idoiot what the hell kind of shitty email client can only save the password for one account per server

Microsoft is the worst for web services.

[maks]

microsoft sucks at just about everything tbh

[maks]

exchange is alright but the mailbox database is so retardedly fragile and for some reason apple's mail client works a thousand times better than microsoft's own...

im still learning how to use my ipod shuffle i got last christmas

[maks]

raging so hard at the backwards ass way I have to do this... each user has 2 email addresses, so I have to create 2 different account because if I used an alias it would all go into the same box, then give full permissions over one account to the other account, then give 'send as' permissions (because someone at microsoft doesn't know what full means) because if I just add both accounts to outlook it prompts for a password all the time, then I can't just add an 'additional account' because then you can't have different signatures and the customer wouldn't stand for that... god I fucking hate my job I should be getting high and watching duckman right now

[dcent]

lol, you hate SITTING at your job... would rather be SITTING watching cartoons.

[maks]

of course I'm sitting, did you think I was working on someone's email while riding an exercise bike retard?

[dcent]

of course I'm sitting, did you think I was working on someone's email while riding an exercise bike retard?

no, I think you are 300 pounds and crippled, working on a computer from your heavy duty wheel chair and sweating like a donkey, mouth breathing when you eat.

dont get mad nigga.

[maks]

that's because you're the sole solitary dumb motherfucker who's stupid enough to listen to ramen