marks blog thread 2015-01-26

[maks]

Don't read this it's boring as fuck.

So friday I called my coke dealer and told him I wanted to do $80, he said he could only do $40 but would have more in 20 minutes. 2 hours later he hadn't called me back so I called him and he didn't have any coke but he did have ecstatsy, so I picked up 2 hits and went to my ex girlfriend's house. She didn't want any so I ate both of them. They didn't do shit. Maybe I have a serotonin problem or something, idk. Anyway all I got was a little high for like a half hour and kind of touchy-feely, and in all fairness I did have the longest and most in-depth sexual experience of my life (I even stuck my tongue up her asshole, I never do ass to mouth but idk my inhibitions were lowered or something). so that was friday

saturday we went to a fancy restaurant in hartford and had steak, they almost didn't let me in because I wasn't wearing a tie (I don't even own one)then a comedy show at city steam brewery, home of naughty nurse the best beer on the planet. I got drunk as fuck and licked her asshole again, because fuck it why not

sunday I went home and went shopping

today connecticut is facing the worst blizzard in years, so I called my guy again and bought another $80 but he gave me an extra $20 for my inconvenience on friday because my guy fucking rules, so now I'm coked up as fuck and writing blogs that are boring as fuck but still like 80x better than any of plug drugs walls of text because they're about real experiences that I actually had and not some bullshit about chomsky and pythagorus that I read on wikipedia. tomorrow I'll probably shovel snow. the end.

[Desolation]

its snowing inside and outside your home teehee ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄

[maks]

its snowing inside and outside your home teehee ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄ ❄

apparently when the kids today do coke they call it skiing, seems kind of dumb to me but I don;t want to seem out of touch.

anyway I just re-read my original wall of text and it has more of a stevey vibe than a plug drugs vibe so I guess that's good, I mean stevey sucks but he's miles better than fucking plug drugs

[maks]

at 3am we're supposed to be getting like 6 inches an hour and hurricane speed winds, I am so staying up to see that shit I fucking love crazy weather I hope it thunders

[maks]

fuck I bought a bottle of benadryl last week I hope I took it out of my car I gotta sleep sometime

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

ITT maks discusses the days of the week that he licks butts.

I don't know maks, if I were you I'd spend less time licking butts and more time brushing my teeth.

[Plug Drugs]

Marks you will not upstage me by having your dumb blog thread beat my poop thread in replies

[maks]

ITT maks discusses the days of the week that he licks butts.

I don't know maks, if I were you I'd spend less time licking butts and more time brushing my teeth.

I didn't just lick a butt, I jammed my tongue way the fuck up there. unlike ramen though I've known this chick for like 3 years and she had just taken a shower

[maks]

oh and I didn't post pictures of it on the internet that's probably the most important part

[maks]

so technically there's no proof I licked a butt you're just going to have to take my word for it

[maks]

meanwhile holy shit I need to slow down I'm going to give myself a heart attack

[maks]

I took my dog for a walk and I got so fucking winded, I could exercise on adderall but I never tried on coke before and apparently it's not that great of an idea

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Maks turned into plug drugs

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

oh and I didn't post pictures of it on the internet that's probably the most important part

Well you really should document your butt licking for prosterity.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Let me tell you about my day maks. I woke up and had a joint. I then went to my mum's and had two baths in a row and proper coffe with my soy milk steamed. And then I went and bought medication for my cat, bought coconut water and got a lamb roast dinner from Kristo's and ate that until my belly was full and had another joint and then now am having naps because I am hammered.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I didn't lick any butts

[maks]

I worked a full day and earned the money I used to buy my drugs p sure that makes me a better person than you lisa

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

It's like 20 degrees celcius so like perfect with the windows open

[maks]

I'm technically still working now but all I have to do is watch a file sync and make sure it doesn't fail so I have plenty of time to snort rails and post on the internet with whores

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I worked a full day and earned the money I used to buy my drugs p sure that makes me a better person than you lisa

You licked butts

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

So you said it was your x girlfriend... so you just still hook up to lick her butt?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Gotta go catch up with my x, lick their butt

[maks]

So you said it was your x girlfriend... so you just still hook up to lick her butt?

pretty much yeah. I dropped her because she was taking the relationship too seriously, it's better now we just have fun no pressure no end game

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

You told her "Hey, this is just some casual butt licking, you're dumped."

[maks]

you must hear that a lot

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Not really no

[maks]

you whore yourself out for meth and ipads lisa where do you get off criticizing my sex life

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

No I don't.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I hope you die of dysentery marks

[maks]

jealous as fuck