is it weird to spray womens perfume on my pillows

[blumpkin blownuts]

i fuckin know it's weird but is it extremely weird?

[sex with dead people]

Not unless it's the perfume your mom wears.

where else is he supopsed to get the perfume

[blumpkin blownuts]

haha definitely not
i have a bunch of free samples of womens perfume from when i was getting a bottle of the stuff she does like though. im trying to decide if i should let her have those too or keep em cuz i doubt she would like them, they're syrupy sweet and smell like college girls which is how i want my bed to smell

[sex with dead people]

I don't like girls so idk really. I would probably just wear it myself if I had them.

[blumpkin blownuts]

where else is he supopsed to get the perfume

i was looking for more samples and found i great place online i just bought about a dozen tiny bottles, mostly stuff to actually wear that's too expensive otherwise like creed, plus other stuff the stores don't carry anymore like joop
and of course i had to get a couple more perfume samples, joop femme and lolita lempicka, for my bed

[blumpkin blownuts]

I don't like girls so idk really. I would probably just wear it myself if I had them.

you can get syrupy sweet mens fragrances too like joop, 1 million, fahrenheit
that's the kinda stuff i wear, that or woodsy smelling colognes

[maks]

I enjoy it when a girl leaves the smell of perfume on my pillow, but not because I like the smell but because it reminds me of her. So yeah, that's weird and I think you need to go meet a lady friend bob.

[Desolation]

bob PM your address I'll send you my scent

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like when it comes directly from a woman like when sleeping in her bed
but i prefer sleeping in my own bed, plus i just like the smell of women in general

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob PM your address I'll send you my scent

hmm sounds enticing
what do you wear?

[Desolation]

London Eau de Parfum - pure royalty.

[Lexi Persimmons]

bob, can you show us your collection of panties and butt plugs?

[sex with dead people]

bob, can you show us your collection of panties and butt plugs?

wouldn't mind seeing yours if you'd be kind enough to share.

[maks]

but i prefer sleeping in my own bed, plus i just like the smell of women in general

this is why you bring a woman to your bed and send her home when you are done with her

[juji]

i fuckin know it's weird but is it extremely weird?

If you had sex with a pillow, you just lost your virginity

it's only weird if the pillow has an anime character drawn on it

[maks]

bobby, when are you coming to bed?

[juji]

Too pedofile

[maks]

nah those things were made in the 80's it must be legal age by now

[juji]

nah those things were made in the 80's it must be legal age by now

Dont need to be self-righteous, doesnt matter its from 80's is definetly cannot grow up and still looking like little girl, just how society does bullshit

[maks]

you're right, I am so sick of these self righteous pillow where do they get off not aging

[blumpkin blownuts]

nah those things were made in the 80's it must be legal age by now

ither way if that was my pillow id be spraying it with lolita lempicka

[blumpkin blownuts]

you're right, I am so sick of these self righteous pillow where do they get off not aging

its societys fuckin fault lil girl pillows cant age

[maks]

I blame the hormones in beef and milk

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

its kinda weird

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time a stripper rubbed her tits on my face at a bachelor party and her perfume rubbed off onto my cheek and then my pillow when I went to sleep it lingered there for a few days until I washed my pillowcase because I don't want to think about a coked out quasi hooker while I'm trying to sleep

[maks]

I asked a cab driver in boston to take me to a bar where I could meet women, the fucker took me to a strip club and I was too drunk to argue so I got out. The bouncer took my $10 cover and gave $8 to the cab driver. that fucker. once inside a girl charged me $15 for an oil massage that made my shoulders ache for days, I got blackout drunk, got kicked out for taking picture with my cell phone, and stumbled back to my hotel reeking of coconut oil.

This is a good thread kind of

[plusle riot]

it's not weird if the scents aren't random. a lot of scents are memory-triggering.
i really wish they didn't discontinue my favorite perfume though, revlon unforgettable, gonna start buying that shit out like elaine and her douches. other than that i received one of those gwen stefani harajuku perfumes as a gift, i keep in my bag but never really use.