I need a Teknoblart update

...how many Dindu Nuffins did you catch shop lifting at the Mall?

[urkles girlfriend]

patrolling the mean malls is hard work, marco. it takes alot of smarts to sit in a truck all day, eating burgers and doughnuts, making defending the honor of the parkinglot, warning shifty people to leave or else you'll call the police.

... Is TEKNOBLART calling the real Po Po?

[urkles girlfriend]

I wouldn't know, probably not. he would probably just interview them and ask them weird questions about their past