Imagine This

[Plug Drugs]

In your mind this is going to be heralded as the Trial of the Century by all the reporters and news anchors, and you fantasize about having an interview with matt lauer on the Today show. You are facing a whole sloo of petty asinine charges - everything they could tack on; every law you'd been breaking for years without thinking about it had come avalanching out of the closet. The straw that broke the camel's back was urinating out your 3 story window because someone else was using the toilet.

Once the cop came up and peeked into your apartment, a cascade of discovering more and more unlawfulness ensued; littering every square foot of the dwelling were signs of another immoral activity, each different from the last. Unlawful possession of a large feline; drug paraphernalia; theft of public property; improper disposal of motor oil; illegal location for a fire pit; torrenting copyrighted music -- just to name a few of the heinous acts taking place.

The sheer number and variety of charges being brought against one person had stirred up gossip drawing a crowd of the local press inside the court room.

After listing off all the charges, the judge asks if you have anything to say in your defense... You ask to play a video for the court, telling them you believe that the video is about to clear you of all charges. You are allowed to use the projector and this is the video you put on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LXDpn_HTKM

After it finishes, the court is quiet. No one knows what they just saw. They are trying to figure out if the video was a joke, or if you're about to give an explanation for it.

Your plan that everyone's minds would be blown causing everybody in the room to achieve a unified consciousness and roar out in applause didn't seem to work.

After an awkward pause, you yell "MDE NEVER DIES!" and jump up on the desk, dancing around with your penis out. The bailiff cuffs you; the judge hits his gavel, "Bail set at $20,000", and the crowd in the room starts chattering asking each other questions about what just happened.

[Autistic Spectrum]

wow,, really makes you think

lol