Greetings

[NotHowdy]

How are you?

I've been aware of this forum's existence for quite some time. Well, since the (unfortunate) SM arrival of one particular infamous pink creature - that we're all but too familiar of. I blame you for her entry into SM's world, however, just because I fault you, I never planned to come here. She's brought some form of entertainment - whether it's everyone making her lose what's left of her mind, or her relationship with our bastard child, Jack. I love you, Jackie Boy.

It honestly wasn't until one of your natives felt it necessary to come to us with demands, that I decided to see what's going on here. I found his/her initiative cute and can't help but to admire the internet confidence brought forth...but that's a no-no, my darlings. Our presence here will be even more potent from now on. I'm not suggesting I'm here strictly to act as some type of nuisance and irritation to you all....but hey, the innernets is serious business ;)

And hey, this place is bland. I'm more attractive than any member here (both male and female). You will be not just thanking me, but also sucking my dick (all in due time). You will praise the appearance of my SM friends and I :)









Oh yeah.... I appreciate the time you all took out of your one life to read this. Plenty more attention shall be sacrificed. C'mon. Ya can't help it. I am accepting PM's. Shoot.

[Nuffy]

Jesus fucking Christ Howdy.

[BigBoss]

[Battery Bits]

nWo shit bro.
Wolfpac in the house.
You wanna get with the genetically modified freak? The freakzilla? Peaks 4 the freaks, my freak. Holla, if you hear me.
Nothing but love, Howdy.
Wave it loud, wave it proud.

[Nuffy]

Wait... what?

[urkles girlfriend]

I'd say...
Next March, as planned, I go out there with a knot, take care of Lisa, blow it out the frame, and stay for a couple weeks.
Actually moving out there to work is a logistical nightmare, although I really want to.
I'd like to start my own business restoring cars, or some kinda eBay hustle out there. Enough to live 'dece.
I'll also be selling music by then. I dunno if Lisa told you, but I rap doap and play guitar. My albums are coming along sweet, and I'm already signed and have promotion.
Maybe rock some gigs out there for free beer tokens. Maybe I'll be a performance artist every year during tourist season, and be one of them human statues for tips.
I'm gonna stay until my knot of Australia money gets light, then go back to being online lovers.
I banked my first $100 on it today. Only $4900 to go!
Got a nice new job lined up in September. That's when I'll -really- start saving.
I won't have any problem getting some time off, if I tell them soon enough.
For everyone thinking I'll have a mental breakdown and bring the drama to this place, no fucking way.
I'm far too chill. It's why my overweight scrub-ass still pulls lots of women.
I'm genuinely nice, and have all the time in the world for Lisa.
It is what it is, and if she wanted to cut me loose, I'd move on amicably instead of talking shit on here.
I really enjoy our relationship tho. I know she does too.
She's an absolute dream, even when she's grouchy.
Even when she says she loves other guys or they're hawt, I sleep well knowing she has me when she wants.
It's the key to success.
Sup guys?

[Nuffy]

Yeh... thats delusion at its finest.

[majorcum]

great thread great posts glad to have you all here friends at the perfect time

[urkles girlfriend]

try coconut oil

[NotHowdy]

Ugly

[urkles girlfriend]

why is there an azule in our smilies

[Battery Bits]

Hey, I'm gonna make that happen whether y'all think so or not.
Lisa is doap ho. Totally worth all the hassle and months of planning.
I'm gonna visit and have fun. Nothing else I'd rather do.

[NotHowdy]

I'm just glad I can post pictures of my penis here. Thank, God.

[urkles girlfriend]

Hey, I'm gonna make that happen whether y'all think so or not.
Lisa is doap ho. Totally worth all the hassle and months of planning.
I'm gonna visit and have fun. Nothing else I'd rather do.

When I started e-dating the admin, he flew me down to Texas like 3 weeks after we started talking.

[urkles girlfriend]

everytime I traveled to visit he paid for my ticket too. it was like a day of planning.

lol poor people trying to hook up overseas

[Battery Bits]

When I started e-dating the admin, he flew me down to Texas like 3 weeks after we started talking.

LOL nice.
A roundtrip alone is $2400, plus money for weed and food.
Gonna take me awhile cuz I'm lower-middle-class.
Chu know.

[majorcum]

whoever convinces cag to fist me with coconut oil gets into the main forum

but you're already there stevey

[NotHowdy]

I make one hell of an introduction.

[BigBoss]

try coconut oil

http://supermensa.org/wiki/index.php/Pee_on_it

[maks]

How are you?

I've been aware of this forum's existence for quite some time. Well, since the (unfortunate) SM arrival of one particular infamous pink creature - that we're all but too familiar of. I blame you for her entry into SM's world, however, just because I fault you, I never planned to come here. She's brought some form of entertainment - whether it's everyone making her lose what's left of her mind, or her relationship with our bastard child, Jack. I love you, Jackie Boy.

It honestly wasn't until one of your natives felt it necessary to come to us with demands, that I decided to see what's going on here. I found his/her initiative cute and can't help but to admire the internet confidence brought forth...but that's a no-no, my darlings. Our presence here will be even more potent from now on. I'm not suggesting I'm here strictly to act as some type of nuisance and irritation to you all....but hey, the innernets is serious business ;)

And hey, this place is bland. I'm more attractive than any member here (both male and female). You will be not just thanking me, but also sucking my dick (all in due time). You will praise the appearance of my SM friends and I :)


Oh yeah.... I appreciate the time you all took out of your one life to read this. Plenty more attention shall be sacrificed. C'mon. Ya can't help it. I am accepting PM's. Shoot.

I found the male lisa

[NotHowdy]

Please. I would NEVER die my hair pink. Plus, it appears that her hair is thinning out. I also don't smoke meth.

And by the way, for those of you on here who refer to SM as Supernambla... We only have 3 registered sex offenders, thank you very much!

I found the male lisa

Oh right maks yeah EVERYONE is me, stevey is me, this guy is me and you have homosexual tendencies

Let the male me out the herp!

[NotHowdy]

[majorcum]

it's Jim Jefferies as reno

[NotHowdy]

[Nuffy]

Let me out of the herp as well.

Please and thank you.