where's my Waffle house ho?

... whip cream and strawberries bitch. for my waffles. get it now!

cag would have to be a waitress she cant cook worth a fuck

[cag]

welp time to go be unemployed all week while i'm out of town working

[urkles girlfriend]

... whip cream and strawberries bitch. for my waffles. get it now!

lmao waffle house doesn't have whipped cream and strawberries. whoever eats waffles and pancakes for breakfeast is an idiot because that dogshit isn't healthy. I haven't eaten out in a couple of months, and when I did I ordered steak and salad while everyone around me ate carbs and sugar.

[cag]

IHOP <3

[Wendy <3]

.... Jazz do you like my avy?

smoked job early, made more than lisa does in a month in 2 days lol

[cag]

Sambo's

Sambo's

please mistah tiger don't eat me!

.... boy your asshole must be sore.

.... boy your asshole must be sore.

no thats stevey

[cag]

Denny's

[urkles girlfriend]

eating out at cheap diners is for peasants.

eating out at cheap diners is for peasants.

spearmint rhino food is shittier than waffle house

[urkles girlfriend]

You couldn't afford even the shittiest strip club buffet food with your under the table earnings. Toull have to ask your walrus wife woman for an allowence

You couldn't afford even the shittiest strip club buffet food with your under the table earnings. Toull have to ask your walrus wife woman for an allowence

I'll remember this when I list "Graduated High Shcool; YES" on my résumé.