Dear Butt Pirate Steve

... Stovey wants to be your cabin boy.

[Pirate Steve]

That's nice. I'd rather chain you to a bedpost and fist you with a catcher’s mitt.

.. I think you'd rather suk my huge vanilla cock.

[Pirate Steve]

Nah, I'd still prefer the fisting. Where is everyone? m0nde told me to come back and now the fat brown fuck is offline?

...prolly out molesting some homeless trash.


... or doing his make-up.

[Pirate Steve]

Sounds about right. I am massively behind on who or where everyone is now, it's going to take a bit to settle in.

[Wendy <3]

Caggles is the beautiful princess who makes videos of painting with her vagina blood

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