FIVE Horror Movie Commentaries by Ruby & Deso + Scary Games with Stevey, Tim & Tek - Halloween Special Edition

[rubycalaber]

it's that time of the year again where I dump the pointless shit I've done over the year I mean uh post a cool and scary thread that you should leave lots of replies to, here are some commentaries for various awful spooky movies my gorgeous internet girlfriend desolation and I made

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/YoureNext.mp3

You're Next torrent. while visiting Lisa on the remote and isolated Penguin Island rootbeer is besieged by militant furries, will he yiffed before he can premmy on lisa's thigh? find out only in our exclusive commentary!

Banter Archive #006: Discussing Dexter With Deso
rare banter archive of us ranting about how bad the final season of Dexter was

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ShutterIsland.mp3

Shutter Island torrent. on his never ending quest to finally get an oscar Leonardo DiCaprio investigates a disappearance in a 1950s insane asylum which is reframed by comedy meistros ruby and deso as a visit to The Herpetarium to visit The Lizards

Banter Archive #007: ISIS, Israel & The Fappening
rare banter archive of me and deso discussing the world events from August 2014 namely that there were wars raging into life in the ukraine, palestine and syria but all anyone cared about was Jennifer Lawrence's tits

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeAnarchy.mp3

The Purge: Anarchy torrent. oy vey go-guys! dont you know how inherently evil humanity is? without the police to keep us all under control people would just run around murdering each other for no reason! thank god we have the government to keep us safe, now don't forget to pay your taxes and support our troops you filthy cattle

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Maniac.mp3

Maniac torrent. a remake staring Frodo Baggins of the worlds first First Person movie, experience the thrill of chasing down and murdering whores and sluts from the point of view of a serial killer! features an intro where deso shows us the amazing utility of Siri for the iPhone

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/CheapThrills.mp3

Cheap Thrills torrent. two friends suffering from the recession take on increasingly fucked up dares for thousands of dollars from a rich couple such as killing a dog or cutting their finger off, which would be an edgy concept if americans didnt literally set themselves on fire for facebook likes, after the movie deso and I shitpost on /tv/ together and discuss how the movie Syrup only made $663 dollars in cinema

now it's time for spooooky gaaaaames oooooh our first scary game is a DayZ rip-off walking simulator called Rust where you wake up butt naked on the beach and have to survive the wildneress and other players by leaving up signs usually depicting big black cocks, heres one me and stevey left and deso found at complete random lmao


next we have Survival: Postapocalypse Now which seems to be a Russian bargain bin rip-off of Rust style games since there are no zombies in it either but at least you can get guns easily and murder unarmed fuckboys which is fine by me


Survarium seems to be a FPS trying to simulate these generic DayZ rip-off survival games which makes it a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off nice one


tim and stevey and me try out the new killing floor game, of course my mic is quiet for half of it and randomly gets loud again half way through, must be a ghost


the first time stevey and I tried out killing floor 2 where we face off against Mecha Hitler and his army of holocaust victims


the second time we play I take steveys pro tip and use a controller now it is my turn to strike fear into the hearts of the undead with my illegitimate headshot autolock


what could me more scary than trying to survive the zombie apocalypse with only... *gulp*... australians? that's exactly what happens when timbo invites me to play with his fellow aussies


after being interrupted by the arrival of my new computer I try to play on tims australian server but these bogans cant help but rage out at me


tim and I lose our fucking minds trying to cross one bridge in L4D2, video marks the first game I played on my new computer and the abnormally high frame rate was literally putting me off lmao


in Batman: Arkham Origins a team of three juggalos battle it out with three illegal mexican immigrants while batman and robin have to scare them into stopping murdering each other, unfortunately me and stevey find out that there's nothing frightening about a dude dressed as a bat and his twink lover who would just get shot in real life


Rise of Incarnates while not exactly a horror game is scary because it's absolutely incomprehensible japcrap anime bullshit


I think Evolve is actually meant to be a bit scary but the only thing that frightens me is the shit gameplay


alright I've given up pretending these are horror games here take a 2 minute video of me fucking about in Max Payne 3s multiplayer

[Desolation]

happy halloween i love you

[stevеyos]

next year I'm going door to door in second life and walking into people's houses and refusing to leave until they give me candy maybe I won't even wait til hallowen hope you all join me

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Shutter Island had me laughing out loud in the theatre. 10/10 I especially like how the twist at the end is that the twist is not a twist at all but obvious from the start. WOW YOU TOTALLY GOT ME GUYS, HERE I WAS WAITING FOR AN EBIN LE TWIST AND THINKING TO MYSELF THAT CAN'T BE IT THEY CAN'T HAVE MADE A WHOLE MOVIE ON THIS ONE TWIST WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY COMING BUT HOLY FUCK THAT WAS IT THAT WAS THE WHOLE MOVIE WHAT A TWEEEEEEEST

[urkles girlfriend]

Sorry but i dont have time to watch any of these.

[urkles girlfriend]

Did Tim ever find a job yet

[TheLizardWhisperer]

No lmfao.

[urkles girlfriend]

Ok i watched all the videos they were very funny lmao i will treasure them always thanks for sharing

[urkles girlfriend]

Tell tim the stormfag i said hi ^_^

[Autistic Spectrum]

deso is like the codey of rubynet mods

i hope, one day, stevey and i can achieve such quality with his podcast

[stevеyos]

you can't, I can do better

[maks]

did you ever fix the problem where your machine was bluescreening or did you just buy a new one

[stevеyos]

he built one a tiny bit worse than mine remember he got 64gb of ram lol

[maks]

no I don't remember I wonder if he still uses his $8000 alienware

[urkles girlfriend]

jon actually watched ruby's videos while i was cleaning this morning lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

more confirmation that jon's a huge faggot

[urkles girlfriend]

i really care about your opinions of jon

[Autistic Spectrum]

jons a huge fag who lives with a retarded whore

[urkles girlfriend]

and i love him very very much! ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

cag + jon forever and ever and ever!

[stevеyos]

his alienware is put to use only when he needs to look at dayz maps

[maks]

well worth the 8k

[stevеyos]

that's what we all say every time it blue screens which is every time

[urkles girlfriend]

What i love about lisa is that shes 35 and still plays more up to date games than dp.hes probably codys age and plays arcade games from the 70s. His childhood lamo

[rubycalaber]

did you ever fix the problem where your machine was bluescreening or did you just buy a new one

I just bought a new one heres the thread I made about it http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=11364

jon actually watched ruby's videos while i was cleaning this morning lmao

tell jon thanks for watching (preferably during sex)