Holy shit rootbeer is fat as hell

[urkles girlfriend]

jesus christ he's a butterball.

[juji]

Not really obese

[urkles girlfriend]

Thats obsese. His face didnt used to be that round.

[maks]

rootbeer doesn't own it his dad(?) does

https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_mi/E60390

[maks]

they have several gluten free products

https://www.facebook.com/Healthandmo...c_location=ufi

[Wendy <3]

Stop masturbating to his pics and you won't notice it

as a general rule i dont buy health products from fat people

[urkles girlfriend]

Healthnuts are going to be skeptical when they see a fat guy on steroids behind the counter

[juji]

Rootbeer is a successful businessman

[reno]

i can't prepare for death anymore than i already have

[urkles girlfriend]

Rootbeer is a successful businessman

a really fat business man with a head like a tomato lmao

[TheLizardWhisperer]

In other news, sky is blue, blood is red, Cag is a whore.

[urkles girlfriend]

get out of my thread teknorat.

[Wendy <3]

I like how we share many of the same mental disorders cat avatar guy

[stevеyos]

the dad's not doing it for me that shoulda been a retake

[TheLizardWhisperer]

the dad's not doing it for me that shoulda been a retake

Stevey is very picky when it comes to dad's, that's why he doesn't have one yet.

[rubycalaber]

sweet ISIS tattoo on the elbow dude

[stevеyos]

my dad is going to be a lot better at getting his photo done and getting signs

[TheLizardWhisperer]

He'll probably be better at giving a thumbs up too.

[stevеyos]

you don't even understand the level of thumb upping required to be my dad

[stevеyos]

also I have more muscled calves than rootbeer lol

[urkles girlfriend]

Big arms tiny legs, like a cartoon character

[stevеyos]

like someone who just wants to look tough but not be tough

[TheLizardWhisperer]

+1 616-540-1951 call and ask for steroids.

[stevеyos]

I'm calling to SELL them steroids ;)

[stevеyos]

the only problem is I can't afford to record and upload it so I'll just have devon type it or I'll chat with one of you via voice chat and do the call and you record it

[stevеyos]

unless everyone wants to leave them alone until like half way into 2016 I should be able to afford windows 10 stuff around then

[urkles girlfriend]

I really should of cropped that picture to be only rootbeer smh

[urkles girlfriend]

there we go, since people have to do the jack veenooker lizard thing and make harrassing calls, ive editied all the personal information out

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You're a hero Cag. By the way call this store if you need child porn: +1 616-540-1951