Hey,

If you're reading this then you're probably on a shitty forum ran by a shit poster for shit posters. But since this forum had been a big part of my life I feel like I should share this with you all. Just know I'm still me and allways will be, but as a grown adult I once took a massive shit in a bath tub. Not while taking a bath but sitting on the edge and dropping what I still consider the biggest turd of my life. When it plopped onto the bath tub porcelain it was about the size of a frozen French bread pizza.