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    The sleep pill song 
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    Sleep pills sleep pills
    Old and new and cheap pills
    Take them as the doctor said
    lied awake and cried in bed so I
    Eat them down and
    Chew em up and
    Rail em down and
    Plug em up and it seems to me there's no sleep to be hadddddddddd
    (nooooooooooSLEEP)
    I guess i'll finish the bottle
    And with fortunes grace i'll waddle
    Because normal walking kills the tiny buzzzzzz
    (YEEEE HAWWWWW)
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    shut up and show me your new pic

    or forever be that fucking THING with a moustache
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    Call FML recordfs everybody and tell them you want that song
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    shut up and show me your new pic

    or forever be that fucking THING with a moustache
    Oh I got shot down like 15 times today Lisa. Obviously the pic is MONSTROUS, so do your fucking worst. Hold on I gotta reupload it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    Oh I got shot down like 15 times today Lisa. Obviously the pic is MONSTROUS, so do your fucking worst. Hold on I gotta reupload it.
    FFS

    I was probably one of the nicer people about it

    but yeah show me

    I'll be only one who will be honest
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    I hope you hurt me enough to make me suicide at myself
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    maks and another guy were nicer about it, the old picture
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    everybody hated that mustache even me
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    maks and another guy were nicer about it, the old picture
    LOL rubbish

    maks went to town on you

    ok it's better without the moustache but I'm sure you could still take a better pic

    what about poor me being frozen on tinychat looking like gollum? That was gross

    no you could definately take a better pic though, try one without a flash so you don't get red eye... take a few then you can pick the best ones... never rely on just taking one pic... more often than not they are bad, always a take a few

    got a webcam? take a few with that, different angles and eventually you'll get one that doesn't look too bad
    Last edited by Lisa Claus; 02-20-2013 at 03:47 AM.
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    in exchange for me showing you my new pic (because i really wanted to lord this over you a few weeks) i want you to show this thread to plug drugs. Or copy it, down, paste it to him, and tell him it's form me trying to go to sleep on sonata
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    naw my webcam is worthless
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    i need to do outdoor in daylight with cell phone... or maybe my dads non-phone camera
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    i need to do outdoor in daylight with cell phone... or maybe my dads non-phone camera
    yeah cell phone... and fully take a heap of pics, try different angles and different lighting

    and don't overlook the value of a shitty webcam, it can hide flaws like a filter does on a real camera... like they used to use heaps of filters on Marilyn Monroe for example.... a shitty webcam can hide flaws equally as well

    I kind of miss my old webcam because it was so shit that it made me look better lol
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    Captaing Logs: Stardate 57348-7348738-5734-75348957348-753478-
    150mg zaleplon were taken in every possible way.
    i hear music coming from nowhere, it keeps warping from country to rap and back, way too low to get the melody and lyrics
    lines of text on scree swim to the left, then to the right, it looks like the advanced marqee settings we nested on the last FJS
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    in exchange for me showing you my new pic (because i really wanted to lord this over you a few weeks) i want you to show this thread to plug drugs. Or copy it, down, paste it to him, and tell him it's form me trying to go to sleep on sonata
    I will do

    but we had a bit of an argument last night and he hasn't spoken to me all day

    he will again though
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    wheres my bird. Dancing bird.
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    ok I'm off

    but you should stop taking drugs and drink some water and have some food... don't choke on your food
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    There you arrrrree baaayyyybeeeeee
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    When I was in the ranmne thread the bird came in and it was dancing his dance and i had come sort of fit and i danced like crazy with the damn bird. OK bird now we are going to chill.
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    nmo slow- slowww down. stop moving your head.... im giving you 15 monites while i smoke if you're still moving i can't help you add to your act...

    ...this fuckin bird guy
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    blayump
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    ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
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    bummmpppppppppp i wanna see what i look like beofore being on a fullon mind trip and after
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
    Nicotine Valium Vicodin marijuana sideburns and alcohol
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    Stare at your phone like an idiot when taking a pic with your phone in the mirror like an idiot
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    Quote Originally Posted by steveyos View Post
    Stare at your phone like an idiot when taking a pic with your phone in the mirror like an idiot
    the shutters on the fucking screen its a tiny button so i have to face the face of the screen, which causes all the other abnormalities (having to use mirror, having to stare at phone)
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    the shutters on the fucking screen its a tiny button so i have to face the face of the screen, which causes all the other abnormalities (having to use mirror, having to stare at phone)
    I thought he was talking about ramen
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
    lol

    ok that's better but in a bathrobe? wear a shirt
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    Lisa's Eye for the Drug Addict Serial Rapist Guy
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