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    i ate lasagne and my armpits suddenly smell like lasagne i think there is a pattern
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    eat my cum and see what happens
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    anyone ever noticed if you eat cereal and piss a couple hours later your piss smells like the cereal you ate? i notice it most with super golden crisp but also with cheerios, bran flakes, corn flakes and mini wheats
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    never noticed that, i dont piss on my hands and smell them or something
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    i piss in the commode like everyone else but the smell of cereal as well as piss comes fuming up from the commode
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    my piss smells like chardonnay.
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    if you can't smell your piss when you're pissing then it means your house smells like piss and you don't know it
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    i dont put my head over my toilet bowel and breath deep, bob
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi Persimmons View Post
    my piss smells like chardonnay.
    classic marco post
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    can't belive you know how to work the youtube tag flagger did you have to pm somebody for help
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    I've never had my piss smell like cereal or lasagne but it smells like coffee pretty much all the time
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    i ate lasagne and my armpits suddenly smell like lasagne i think there is a pattern
    a cats gotta do what a cats gotta do
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    i drink like 5cups a day i literally cannot function without coffee, its great stuff, but i damn hate it since its literally a part of my routine and if i cant get access to coffee i will be a zombie all day
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    what you need is more coffee
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    you have a addictive personality barry, thats what got you in trouble with weed and gush. you need to be caareful around coffee
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    my breath smells like coffee and cigarettes erry day which makes me glad im not big on kissing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    you have a addictive personality barry, thats what got you in trouble with weed and gush. you need to be caareful around coffee
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    we just dont want to see you get hurt
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    they have coffee enema on the menu at Starbuck's. have to go in the back room though.
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    somebody get this n00b ouuuuttttta heeeya
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    my breath smells like coffee and cigarettes erry day which makes me glad im not big on kissing
    between that and leaving your tonsil stones in who would want to kiss you
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    Quote Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts View Post
    between that and leaving your tonsil stones in who would want to kiss you
    that was my point..
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    "leaving your tonsil stones" bob not everyone has the same tonsils as you... just gonna throw that one out there in the mix
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    I'm about to raw dog an extra large from dunkin donuts
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    you said you let yours come out on their own that means they are staying in there until they're out
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    I'm about to raw dog an extra large from dunkin donuts
    make sure you get extra cream
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    you said you let yours come out on their own that means they are staying in there until they're out
    implying they dont come out when theyre ready
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    i dont wait until mine are ready they stink long before they emerge
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    ill take your word for it
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    Quote Originally Posted by cbarry View Post
    make sure you get extra cream
    I drink mine light and sweet. also the guy gave me an extra doughnut that's the advantage of getting coffee at 1am
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    gross man brush your teeth
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