Save lisa's Baby, you can help. here's how...

https://secure.piryx.com/donate/Jqk7CYM5/Lisa-s-Fetus/

i figure it will cost Lisa around 200,000 grand to raise this kid, so maybe if we can raise the 200k before her abortion, she will keep the baby, because it's not that she doesn't want the child, she jsut does not want to work hard or make any sacfrice in her life for the baby.

so get out there, save a baby, save lisa's baby by donating today.

[Mike the Man]

I'll donate half a dozen coathangers.

if you don't give lisa's money it's exactly like you are killing the baby yourself. You some sort of baby killer man???

look at me i'm tough guy mike the man and i kill kids.

[Mike the Man]

Who said anything about using them to kill kids? No, the coathangers are so Lisa can be conveniently hung up naked on a fence somewhere and fucked silly so that you bleeding hearts can make moar "save Lisa's baby" threads.

Think outside the square, jarhead.

mike the baby killer

[Mike the Man]

You failed English comprehension, I can tell. Hell, call me a baby killer all you like, just remember who facilitated all those little sproglings you'll be begging donations for over the coming years.

Coathangers: a million and one household uses. Which is about a million more than you have braincells it seems. Now, how about some more of that red rep love, hmmm?

you seem a little defensive mike, just how many babies have you killed.

[Mike the Man]

None. I'm sure you'll tell me otherwise though.

(Meanwhile in a back paddock in Cowes, Lisa, bereft of the 6 coathangers generously donated by a good samaritan name Mike because of a mixup at the donations office, slides off the fence and falls flat on her cunt, miscarrying the baby and giving dp something else to whine about)

well since you have not donated yet, to save lisa's baby, that's 1. please donate today and save a bogan baby.

[maks]

I killed 3 babies just last week

[maks]

seriously kids are assholes no matter what their age but especially fucking babies I can't stand the little shits

[Mike the Man]

I donated six coathangers. Its not my fault your accounting ledger is as empty as your brainpan, bank balance and little black book!

stay out of my threads flagger aspie

man rubynet is so edgey YA WE KILL LITTLE BABIES NO BIG DEAL

[Mike the Man]

Meh, you do the right thing, facilitate a scheme to germinate a new generation of watermelon-headed retards for the conservative redneck elements to masturbate over for the glory of god and somehow that makes you a baby killer!

not doing anything is as bad as flipping the switch to suck out lisa's fetus with the baby vacum yourself

[Mike the Man]

Hey! That vacuum cleaner was supposed to be used to pop out her nipples. You know, so her johns had something to hold on to while they were fucking her up the ass!

so edgy oh man you are really cool mike

you think it's that baby's fault his mother is an isanse ulgy cunt, and his father is a meth head, no it's not, that baby might grow up to be the next croicidlle dundee you never know, just give lisa's baby a chance, just like you had mike after your crack whore mother got knocked up.

[always stevey]

I'll trade all of my best drugs for meth to turn the baby into an ice junky if it's a boy so Lisa will never be lonely
again.

[Mike the Man]

you think it's that baby's fault his mother is an isanse ulgy cunt, and his father is a meth head, no it's not, that baby might grow up to be the next croicidlle dundee you never know

So we're donating to save a cabbage that'll ultimately get spiked by a manta-ray? Cool! What a worthwhile charity you have running there my good sir!

Peanut.

[always stevey]

Hurrrr KKKudd naym itt "Philthy Phil"

The retarded net jedi.. Go away.

So we're donating to save a cabbage that'll ultimately get spiked by a manta-ray? Cool! What a worthwhile charity you have running there my good sir!

Peanut.

did you honestly just confuse the corrrriclde hunter with corcdididle dundee, because man if you did, you done fucked up

hey looks it's flaggerchat and his autsim

[Mike the Man]

Alright, in light of the budding little Steve Irwin gestating inside that drug-addled freak, I've decided I'll add to my generous donation of the half a dozen coathangers with a case of Roche sunscreen SPF+30. Its guaranteed to ward off all those killer 'rays!

Never let it be said I don't give generously to charity.

paul hogan != Steve Irwin

i really hope you are trolling mike the man and are not acutally this stupid

[always stevey]

Yo' CulDesac..... wutz dat utturrrr innbread bassturdz naym?

Gooo phuuuckk yorself?

[Mike the Man]

did you honestly just confuse the corrrriclde hunter with corcdididle dundee, because man if you did, you done fucked up

You're right. Tell you what, lets scrap the sunscreen and instead donate a bunch of screaming harpies for the little sprogling to amuse itself divorcing and remarrying, just like any good god fearing catholic. Oh, and a slab of Fosters, since no other self respecting Aussie would be caught dead drinking the shit and Americans deserve to drink that watered down piss they call Budweiser anyway.

Satisfied?

[maks]

You're right. Tell you what, lets scrap the sunscreen and instead donate a bunch of screaming harpies for the little sprogling to amuse itself divorcing and remarrying, just like any good god fearing catholic. Oh, and a slab of Fosters, since no other self respecting Aussie would be caught dead drinking the shit and Americans deserve to drink that watered down piss they call Budweiser anyway.

Satisfied?

holy shit shut the fuck up