Ever shit at a nightclub?

this is really akwatd lmao

[blumpkin blownuts]

it sucks, i hate shitting in a bathroom full of people talking loud and slamming doors
i have a very personal and private relationship with shitting

[juji]

it sucks, i hate shitting in a bathroom full of people talking loud and slamming doors
i have a very personal and private relationship with shitting

Every nightclub i went always come with bathroom assistant, i don't see anyone is talking and no slamming doors so loud, after i took a dump, then i left the closet, now he opens the water tap before me and he gives me the paper before me, i don't think it's awkard to me. This is not joke.

[blumpkin blownuts]

You must go to nice clubs, I've never seen bathroom attendents at clubs, even when I'm in a vip room. I see them often at nice restaurants though

[juji]

Bathroom attendents are being nice to everyone. Also they get a lot of tips.

[maks]

in the bathroom at the strip club they've got a vending machine that sells pictures of naked girls about the size of a postage stamp for $1.50

[always stevey]

No strange mexican in the men's room selling lollipops and mints??

[maks]

no you only see those at the high class strip clubs, the ones that charge $25 for a beer instead of $15

[always stevey]

$25 odouls.

[Genital Doli]

Hello. Took a dump at in the Night Club bathroom here. Lets just say. DO NOT go in there.

[juji]

in the bathroom at the strip club they've got a vending machine that sells pictures of naked girls about the size of a postage stamp for $1.50

lol postage stamp, what for?

[terror baby]

I pooped at the NYC nightclub Webster Hall. It sucked because I felt uncomfortable taking a poop in a crowded bathroom.

you could have took a dump in the corner of webster hall and nobody would have noticed

[terror baby]

you could have took a dump in the corner of webster hall and nobody would have noticed

everyone would have just assumed that the poop in the corner was just another indian guy

i used to live in teh east village

[maks]

lol postage stamp, what for?

so people without internet enabled phones can jerk off discreetly in the can at work I guess

if squating in alpahbet city counts as living there

[doctor remulak]

i used to live in teh east village

I am Doctor Remulak.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i can back elz up we have black immigrant bathroom attendancnts who will start the taps and pour soap on our hands and give you a piece of ppaper towle its pretty retadedd adn tehy actually expect a tip but fuck givig some lazy nigger my bartender tip money who actually deserves it

also

Every nightclub i went always come with bathroom assistant, i don't see anyone is talking and no slamming doors so loud, after i took a dump, then i left the closet, now he opens the water tap before me and he gives me the paper before me, i don't think it's awkard to me. This is not joke.

that is fancy shit, no pun intended

also

p-please respond

mmmm text me shermin

im going to text holly ima steal ur girl

[Genital Doli]

Pooping in a nightclub why posteing on ytmnsfw forum.

[Genital Doli]

Hold on *brusts out laughing* Cody is going to love this shit

[timmy]

have you ever farted in a public place and walked away from it only to hear people complain about the smell from a distance?

have you ever tried to fart but pooped instead?

[juji]

gross, clean your pink pants

[timmy]