the red green and blue crystals they put on cool ranch chips--a recipe

i found this online


1/2 packet Hidden Valley ranch mix
1/4 packet cheese powder from a box of white cheddar mac n' cheese
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon onion powder
pinch paprika

so like im pretty sure that 'hidden valley ranch mix' is the secret ingredient, so what's in THAT?

15 saltine crackers shopping list
2 cups Dry minced parsley flakes
1/2 cup Dry minced onion
2 T Dry dill weed
1/4 cup onion salt
1/4 cup garlic salt
1/4 cup onion powder
1/4 cup garlic powder

uh does this girl who made recipe 1 realize she just like added more of whats in that packet to begin with.. prolly didnt change a damn thing.. heil hitler

what does a little extra salt matter to the fat kid eating doritos

fanfare, this is why i love you. it's 2013 and your still makin funny threads, saying crazy stuff like hail hitler and makin random threads! XD i looove cool ranch doritos.. yum! my tummy is rumbblingggg..... OMG i HAVE to get SOME!!! XD ~*~*~*~*~

thanks for interrupting me you fucking idiot

why are you mooching off my cool ranch doritos thread success?
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[internutt]

blue ice

[boobz]

my thread success?
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>implies success on any level

>implies success on any level

implies you quote everything i post because youre in love with me