i read ur posts out loud in different voices

[internutt]

your voice is crunzly

[Desolation]

you have the sexiest voice in my head

[maks]

what does mine sound like?

[rubycalaber]

I read internutts posts as a racist asian stereotype

[maks]

[blumpkin blownuts]

i do that to except i imagine the voice

deso sounds like lindsay lohan
maks sounds like chicken from cow & chicken
elz is silent
internutt sounds like Japanese Beetle
ob just sounds like noises, liek the spider from Centipede
flagler sounds like grouchy smurf
lisa sounds like a rednecky paul hogan

oh yeah and ruby sounds like scrooge mcduck

[rubycalaber]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF

oh yeah and ruby sounds like scrooge mcduck

sulis

[maks]

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF

moonwalk time

[rubycalaber]

OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF WHO LET THE DOGS BACK IN

canine centipede

[maks]

so psyched I don't have to copy/paste the url of my avatar to do this anymore

next step I gotta whine at ruby to put in a wordfilter to add the bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig tags automatically

[maks]

[rubycalaber]

its actually kind of creepy............................................ 0_0;

[maks]

This is officially my favorite smiley on the whole forum

Over the weekend I remoted into my mom's machine and set it as the desktop background, still waiting for her to notice and call me.

[rubycalaber]

you're gonna give her a heart attack

[maks]

I do shit like that to her all the time, I'll shell in and use the mac's text-to-speech app to mess with her, or crank the volume and play youtube videos, and I'm forever changing her desktop background. It's the price she pays for using me for free tech support all these years.