i've had heartburn all fuckign day

[blumpkin blownuts]

the coffee cigarettes and spaghetti didn't help it
but then again neither did a dozen tums

my poor tummy is gonna fucking burn itself up

[always stevey]

ah yes.. the acidic spaghetti sauce should teach you a lesson.

[blumpkin blownuts]

about to fucking drink a dilute solution of lye

[always stevey]

It will cure the heartburn.

[Plug Drugs]

the coffee cigarettes and spaghetti didn't help it
but then again neither did a dozen tums

my poor tummy is gonna fucking burn itself up

do you drink milk regularly?

[Plug Drugs]

drinking a glass of milk can get rid of heartburn, but if you drink milk on a regular basis your body will produce more gastric acid to compensate, in turn causing heartburn

[always stevey]

Dr. Plug Drugs.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i drink about a 1-2 glasses a day
i've had 3 today to try and cure the heartburn, and i always drink milk with italian food whenever my stomachs acting up but it's not helping

[always stevey]

isn't there acid in milk?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just ate some more tums and drank more milk and it's settling down for now... also it hurts less when i'm sitting down

[blumpkin blownuts]

isn't there acid in milk?

yeah lactic acid but it's a very weak acid

[Plug Drugs]

isn't there acid in milk?

its pretty much at a neutral PH
because of this, it still raises the PH level of your stomach (making it less acidic) by diluting stomach contents -- whereas water will keep PH the same and actually make heartburn worse

[always stevey]

I don't want bad Ph levels.

[Plug Drugs]

ween yourself off of milk. It's not healthy to drink so much milk.
Milk naturally and instinctively causes the body to start storing up fat (In the hunter gatherer sense, milk is really only meant to be drank during infancy)
It also inadvertently raises estrogen levels, which most males aren't going to want happen.

[Plug Drugs]

its healthy to drink in moderation, but overdoing it is fairly detrimental to male health

[always stevey]

Bad Ph levels will make yor pussy stank!

[Plug Drugs]

junior high health and science ITT

[always stevey]

Post your picture. My avatar is me.

ween yourself off of milk. It's not healthy to drink so much milk.
Milk naturally and instinctively causes the body to start storing up fat (In the hunter gatherer sense, milk is really only meant to be drank during infancy)
It also inadvertently raises estrogen levels, which most males aren't going to want happen.

try drinking a gallon of milk a day

[always stevey]

ween yourself off of milk. It's not healthy to drink so much milk.
Milk naturally and instinctively causes the body to start storing up fat (In the hunter gatherer sense, milk is really only meant to be drank during infancy)
It also inadvertently raises estrogen levels, which most males aren't going to want happen.

I love milk mustaches.

[Plug Drugs]

I love milk mustaches.

[Plug Drugs]

wtf is this attached thumbnails shit wqhat the hell does vbulletin think its doing all by itself without me wanting or needing it

[Plug Drugs]

this is the mobile tablet era, you no longer have control over anything computers do -- your computer knows whats best for you and with Smart© technology it will do what you really want even if you didn't know that's what you wanted

just Share© the experience and go "oh wow isn't that neat-o!" as your computer spoonfeeds complete bullshit to you like your TV used to do! Its scary not to be told what to think and do! Oh my its a scary world out there, don't make decisions on your own, it could be dangerous!! Oh my

[boobz]

this is the mobile tablet era, you no longer have control over anything computers do -- your computer knows whats best for you and with Smart© technology it will do what you really want even if you didn't know that's what you wanted

just Share© the experience and go "oh wow isn't that neat-o!" as your computer spoonfeeds complete bullshit to you like your TV used to do! Its scary not to be told what to think and do! Oh my its a scary world out there, don't make decisions on your own, it could be dangerous!! Oh my

relax

[UofLCardfan08]

the coffee cigarettes and spaghetti didn't help it
but then again neither did a dozen tums

my poor tummy is gonna fucking burn itself up

bitters and soda water, instant solution

half a rocks glass with soda water/club soda, no ice, 4 strong dashes of bitters, stir. Drink it down quickly, sipping doesn't work.

30-60 seconds later, "belch"..... stomach like new


great stuff, Angostura bitters

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'll have to try that next time, i still have some bitters from when i used to drink manhattans
and it shouldn't be enough alcohol to ruin my sobriety

that's what you get for auto playing youtube videos