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    they say men cant experience the pain of pregnancy... 
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    i disagree, getting hit in the nuts with a hard object with a reasonably strong froce behind it is on par with pregnancy, except this can happen any time you dont need to be pregnant it can happen when you least expect itheres a rose to all those guys out there who took unreasonably extreme pain to the nuts
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    did you get hit hard in the nuts with an STI from fucking your circus midget
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    no i got an STI from ascii genitals, shes such a dirty whore but i love her
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    love is blind not deaf, ask elz
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    you're a fucking idiot, I have heard men compare getting hit in the balls with getting punched in the kidney which is not that bad, meanwhile giving birth is literally having your vagina torn open by a fucking babies head

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    do you not mean child birth? do you literally fucking mean being pregnant? do you think being pregnant is non stop pain? jesus wept timbers
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    giving birth < getting hit in the balls
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    Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.
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    abortion < giving birth < getting hit in the balls
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    you literally said "the pain of pregnancy" which is the 9 month gestation period and I wouldnt put it past you to think a woman was in pain for the entire time the baby is growing because you misunderstood a woman talking about how painful giving birth is

    but now that we have cleared that up you are still wrong, which would you rather have happen, get kicked in the balls or have a bowling ball rammed up your arse and get your hole completely annihilated? because thats what child birth is like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch View Post
    Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.
    this is it, the unfunniest thing anyones ever posted


    hahahaha niggers are shit ahahhahaha what I liked it
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    you literally said "the pain of pregnancy" which is the 9 month gestation period and I wouldnt put it past you to think a woman was in pain for the entire time the baby is growing because you misunderstood a woman talking about how painful giving birth is

    but now that we have cleared that up you are still wrong, which would you rather have happen, get kicked in the balls or have a bowling ball rammed up your arse and get your hole completely annihilated? because thats what child birth is like
    You sure have some real twisted fantasies.
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    yeah, I'd domme barry, I'm not ashamed of it

    I'd punish him for being a bad boy and not reading my posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubycalaber View Post
    yeah, I'd domme barry, I'm not ashamed of it

    I'd punish him for being a bad boy and not reading my posts
    He would enjoy it.
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    no he wouldnt because hes gay lmao owned barry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obnoxious Bitch View Post
    Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.

    [QUOTE=rubycalaber;775178314] this is it, the unfunniest thing anyones ever posted

    please lock this thing back up
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    getting pregnant hurts so bad
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    ive had girls tell me it is the most terrifying thing to ever happen to them
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    women can support pain than men


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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    ive had girls tell me it is the most terrifying thing to ever happen to them
    just shows how fucking easy women have it in this country
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    there was a redhead in this movie id like to see more of and without the campy role
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    "being a women is teh worst pains for real"
    ok bitch try front squatting 315 everyday untill your fucking groin is destroyed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cody View Post
    there was a redhead in this movie id like to see more of and without the campy role
    the one with the deep manly voice and the head shaped like a boat ore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rootbeer View Post
    "being a women is teh worst pains for real"
    ok bitch try front squatting 315 everyday untill your fucking groin is destroyed
    childbirth is just karma's way of paying women back for being raging cunts for 7 out of every 28 days (most likely the other 21 as well) for no good reason over a 30 year span
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    the one with the deep manly voice and the head shaped like a boat ore?
    dunno its been years i just remember a dyke scene and a white dress, but im pretty sure there was a firecrotch and thats all i really want to look at
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