too drunk to care

[Cody]

someone give me cliffnotes of the last 2 days

[macpro]

you made a couple sox and acted as usual. Like a retarded faggot.

[timmy]

i fed my cat kibble

[macpro]

I have a cat too barry. I love my cat. She is 87 years old. Seven years to every one human year.

[timmy]

some cats live well into their twenties

[always stevey]

going to see whose online in the baconkings tinychat

[always stevey]

I have a whole case of beer. yes.. drunk with the baconkings of tinychat where we discuss our bacon obession. I've got bacon in the fridge. I should drink all the beer than cook the entire portion of bacon, extra crisp and eat it. I don't care if I get fat.

[always stevey]

Or I could go out.. Get faded and arrested.. acheiving my dream of a dui

[always stevey]

just so I can brag that I have one.

[macpro]

destine to be in the ground with your grandparents. drink up.

[always stevey]

Everyone is destined to be in the ground at some point, idiot.

[always stevey]

Unless they're buried at see.

[macpro]

I'll be cremated. graves are a waste of good real estate. dust to dust.

[timmy]

cremation means you will be forgotten, you wont even be a name scribbled into a stone, nothing will be left to prove you ever existed

[always stevey]

don't care.

[rubycalaber]

did you hear the good news, brother?

George Zimmerman emerges to help rescue family of four from car crash

Less than a week after he was acquitted in the murder of teen Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman emerged from hiding to help rescue a family of four who was trapped in an overturned vehicle, police said.

that is the only important thing to happen in the last two days

[macpro]

I do not care barry. I do not even want to come back to this fucking plant with all these Bogan
retards. I want to travel to other worlds and explore. The negroe plants I will blow up though.

[timmy]

black plants? not on my watch

cremation means you will be forgotten, you wont even be a name scribbled into a stone, nothing will be left to prove you ever existed

You can be cremated and still have a memorial, retard. Look at my grandmother. Oh right, you can't, she was burned to ash.

[macpro]

Cam, are you angry that m0nde called you a janitor?

[always stevey]

Are you angry about how much you suck, Marco? You should be.

[macpro]

I suk sometimes but you suk all the time.

[Cody]

did you hear the good news, brother?

George Zimmerman emerges to help rescue family of four from car crash

Less than a week after he was acquitted in the murder of teen Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman emerged from hiding to help rescue a family of four who was trapped in an overturned vehicle, police said.

that is the only important thing to happen in the last two days

that man needs his face on mount rushmore!!!

Cam, are you angry that m0nde called you a janitor?

Not at all. Unlike m0nde, I didn't have Daddy Warbucksundi footing my bills as a young man. I'm not ashamed to have worked as a practitioner of the custodial arts. As is usually the case, m0nde is the only one who finds it funny anyways.

Cam, are you angry that m0nde called you a janitor?

Not at all. Unlike m0nde, I didn't have Daddy Warbucksundi footing my bills as a young man. I'm not ashamed to have worked as a practitioner of the custodial arts. As is usually the case, m0nde is the only one who finds it funny anyways.

[Cody]

Not at all. Unlike m0nde, I didn't have Daddy Warbucksundi footing my bills as a young man. I'm not ashamed to have worked as a practitioner of the custodial arts. As is usually the case, m0nde is the only one who finds it funny anyways.

same

[jon]

george zimmerman lifted an SUV off a black baby, rescuing it, so that it can grow up to be a black man with a love for white hispanics and a hatred of all other blacks

[always stevey]

Marco sucks all of the time. even the lizards hate him.

[jon]

the most powerful weapon in detroit

[macpro]

yeah id make that little brown turd clean my toilets.