Generic Steveyos DayZ Videos Thread #1: Saved by Stranger, Went for a Hike, .... Road Flares and Long Necks?

[steveyos]

a hurrrrrrrrrrrrr me dumb big text i have autism durrrrrrrrrr de durrrrrrrr [GLOW=pink]glow text.[/GLOW]


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I started out I stareted the game and ran and then teh I get to a city a small town, I look at oh no commas I stareted the game and ran and then teh I get to a city a small town I look at this town from in the trees and what do I see but a man staring back at me well I see him first I see him first I do I see him wearing one two shoe and so I watch as he runs away from a zombie it turns out one's right behind may! mayday mayday ge the fuck outta here I say to my self as I run from this zombie that's bad for my health and I run and I pray that the man in the street will save me maybe his name is Savior Pete but alas he isnot not a gun nor a shot as we run in a circle I stop rhyming here and then we run some more and eventually it's just a nigger monkey zombie chasing us and he's like save yourself


now why am I typing all this lik eti's good for my health? when there's a video you see yes you see and you'll see when you click the play button I'm not lying see! so he stands there I throw flares I run up a hill and I watch the man die as he saved me


so I watched the zombie and saluted and made sure my hands and finger nails were clean and I climed up the light house after inspecting the dead bodies who were both shot in the head according to the study option


after that I ran and ran and ran some more wishing I could select the russian whore to be the character I play as stop

I fuckin ghate this game stop

this game is terrible stop

I think I'm uninstalling it stop

cberry told me there' sa fucking arma 3 standalone dayz in the works I guess but I don't want anything from these develoopers, I think I just wanna wait for whatever arma 3 zombie mods that actually use arma 3 itself don't require an extra purchase and aren't made by the fucking faggots who made this god damn bull shit


i hope you liiiike, it is niiiiiice, i liiiiiike


uploaidn gvide o tomorrwo FUCK I used ruby's method of compressing the video and it made it black it worked the last couple times I don't feel like dealin gwith it righ tnow bye

[steveyos]

oh also I assigned the G1 key to toggle W so I can auto run but I can't get it to not full on sprint so I tried making g2 toggle shift but it isn't helping but I'm gonna work on it,

oh I just went back into the gamepanel settings and made g2 Shift + W I'll see if that lets me autowalk tomorrow

[steveyos]

oh I killed a fag named Kimberly but didnt record of because my character was male and I was trying to find a server that would let me be female but I did run that fag down they were on a mototrfyfle going really slow I guess it was already broken so I caught up shot them they did a wheelie in snfiorcle got off and died I then drove it in the water

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FJS wins again
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[steveyos]

gotta view that from my pc tomorrow it just shows up blank on my n7 but I see it in the quote text seems like a marvellous mix of tags

[steveyos]

marvelous, wow this shit actually gave me the incorrect spelling thanks

[juji]

Fanfare should die

[Genital Doli]

this thread owns lmao

[steveyos]

wait until you see my fjs megathreads they're literally going to make ruby not exist he will be erased from history completely

[steveyos]

wow I can' tsee those posts in firefox either and I only use firefox for this forum it's bad enough having data from it on my computer


so neway, the video uplaod is at 15% I'm also torrenting judge judy but that's only going 350k and my internet is 3+m so I don't think it's affecting my youtube upload much if at all I think it's more youtube fucking sucks

[steveyos]

[Autistic Spectrum]

unsticky the other dayz thread and sticky this, one

[Autistic Spectrum]

i mean if a dayz thread has to be stickied why not one that's actually funny

[steveyos]

watch around 15:30 and also the last couple minutes

[rubycalaber]

unstickying my shit thread and stickying this epic win thread and buying you counter-strike: global offensive for your birthday

Nobody got me anything for my birthday... .

[rubycalaber]

that's because you're a traitor to The Botherhood of The Knot

[steveyos]

it's because you didn't make an epic dayz thread

[steveyos]

I'm gonna go exercise a lot right now so I can keyboard and mouse it up on some global offensive shit then I might even re-arrange my setup for proper keyboard and mouse placement so we can win the whole game

[rubycalaber]

rare gif of stevey operating by setting fire to a zombie with a flare

[Genital Doli]

rare gif of stevey operating by setting fire to a zombie with a flare

dyde thats freocking epic >_<

[rubycalaber]

thanks m8

[steveyos]

lmao sadly it didn't effect him at all


did you like my nice glitch dance at the end when the server shut down

[steveyos]

that's what the Long Necks part of the thread title is for

[rubycalaber]

yeah I have had that before but not to the extent you got it where she started doing yoga

[steveyos]

WE GOTTA GET ON THIS SOON MY NIECE IS SLEEPING OVER TOMORROW MAYBE IN TWO DAYS OR ONE DAY DEPENDING ON WHAT TIME IT IS THERE RIGHT NOW, OR TWO, ACTUALLY IDK, BUT VERY SOON ARMA 3 DAYZ LET'S PLAY FJS EDITION IF YOU POST IT HERE, I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU, I AM NOT JOKING, THEN I WILL LIVE YOUR LIFE AS YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY

[rubycalaber]

I gave it a try and it somehow looked worse but my computer is a living virus so idk

[juji]

[steveyos]

adjust your graphics settings

[rubycalaber]

deso and I watched this movie together before we first had cyber sex :3