The story of my children

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I got knocked up at 14 by a lumberjack and had his bastard child whom I sacrificed to the Canadian gods of the seal hunt. Then at 16 I got pregnant with twins whom I named Thing 1 and Thing 2 but their father, an evil hockey player, sold them to some gypsies to feed his syrup addiction. At 17, I fell in love with a travelling magician and found myself with-child once more. After the birth, my magic love put a curse on her and she became a baby seal, which I then clubbed so I could feed myself through the harsh winter. At 19, I met a humble igloor builder and became pregnant with triplets, who were born with manly beards and informed me they needed to leave the igloo to become douchebaggy oilfield workers. I am now pregnant with the prime minister's illegitimate daughter who I plan on adopting out to a nice lesbian couple in Toronto.
Hope that answers any questions you may have.

[steveyos]

[steveyos]

man I had so many babies too like woah I gotta stop havin so many babies heh I'm gettin pretty tired of all the labor

[Fucklord Bimbo]

After the first one I was so damaged that they just slid out

[nazzibastard]

man I had so many babies too like woah I gotta stop havin so many babies heh I'm gettin pretty tired of all the labor

yep thay just fall out now .lol

[Fucklord Bimbo]

How'd you get that pic?!

[nazzibastard]

i just google it .lol

[nazzibastard]

that is one big fuck hole .

[Fucklord Bimbo]

How'd I get on google
INTERNET FAMOUS LOLOL

[steveyos]

oops I just had another kid right now

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Mama had a baby and its head popped off

[blumpkin blownuts]

rush thread

[blumpkin blownuts]

Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live


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[steveyos]

here me and my baybay i jus have.

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Ban all the lizards in 60sec for a bonus live


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What are you going on about

[nazzibastard]

here me and my baybay i jus have.

Are you brest feeding to ?

[steveyos]

he's talking about the main reason to post at fjs instead of here

[steveyos]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/forumd...he-herpetarium


this forum is literally filled with old people who do nothing but google each other, som eof them are allowed to post in this forum but some are locked to that subforum

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Tits to my knees

[blumpkin blownuts]

What are you going on about

lizards dog

[Fucklord Bimbo]

What was your username on ytmnsfw

[steveyos]

he was bob hughes he sucks now though

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Oh

[blumpkin blownuts]

was bobhughes
now this body is MINE

[nazzibastard]

so what you are saying .this forum only has a G rating .so what fucking nigger did that.

[always stevey]

lizards? omg! In this part of the forum?!

[Fucklord Bimbo]

I always wanted a chameleon

[Autistic Spectrum]

gabi u down for your 13th kid or what, how does a half Eskimo half computer programmer child sound 2 u

[Fucklord Bimbo]

Let's go

[steveyos]

how about one that's funny