Today's Birthdays rubycalaber (27)

TIME ISN'T REAL BUT CONGRATULATIONS ON ANOTHER ARBITRARY ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTH

Love you, hope it was swell.

[Desolation]

how sweetie

Disclaimer: all wonderful ideas and birthday reminders were Deso's idea, please forward all gratitude and sexual favours appropriately. ;)

[juji]

I didnt know he's 27 now, anyway happ birthday Ruby

[maks]

jesus christ rubycalaber is almost 30

[Wendy <3]

How old are his fingernails

Fingernails age like fine wine

[timmy]

Im half a year older tyan ruby he is a liyyle whipper shnapper

[Wendy <3]

It just seems like yesterday when you were a little teen boy abusing the yikers elders such as slesh and cablejoe5

[Wendy <3]

Maybe when the birthday of lisa's kid rolls around you can make him/her a birthday thread as well

Open your thighs
Only for a moment while we get our tools
The surgery begins
This won't hurt for you until the cramps set in

Bits in a tube
All it is are fetus bits in a tube

[maks]

that song makes me want to get an abortion

I turn 26 in about a week

I wrote it myself

it was good ruby and I had a good chat about life

also gabi wonderful gift

Thank you love. Ruby is the coolest Scottish person I know.

[rubycalaber]

I might be getting old but at least I can tell I don't need viagra yet

[rubycalaber]

also gabi I had a dream about you last night where James Spader from The Blacklist was trying to kill everyone on the forum so I hired the private security company from Netflix's Punisher to protect me and I was pretending you were my girlfriend so you were included in their protection package and you were over at my house with three black guys wearing the jackets from a bowling club for some reason and I kept a scrap of paper in my pocket that was like from a manga about you and it was a speech bubble of anime-you saying you had a 120 IQ so I could remember that fact about you to keep my story straight for the PMC guys

so since I have psychic dreams get ready to be blacked by three black guys and/or get a manga written about you and/or watch out for middle aged white guys with fadoras I guess

[rubycalaber]

it was good ruby and I had a good chat about life

life & (nigger) death

also gabi I had a dream about you last night where James Spader from The Blacklist was trying to kill everyone on the forum so I hired the private security company from Netflix's Punisher to protect me and I was pretending you were my girlfriend so you were included in their protection package and you were over at my house with three black guys wearing the jackets from a bowling club for some reason and I kept a scrap of paper in my pocket that was like from a manga about you and it was a speech bubble of anime-you saying you had a 120 IQ so I could remember that fact about you to keep my story straight for the PMC guys

so since I have psychic dreams get ready to be blacked by three black guys and/or get a manga written about you and/or watch out for middle aged white guys with fadoras I guess

I mean it is Saturday so it's bound to happen

[timmy]

I might be getting old but at least I can tell I don't need viagra yet

You migjt be nervous and not get a bonar with a girl

[rubycalaber]

You migjt be nervous and not get a bonar with a girl

I would suck my dick to get it hard but then be so nervous I can't cum and last 8 hours (did this jacking off once to a massive fanfiction someone from /tv/ wrote about kidnapping chloe moretz) but sorry ladies (and lads) its only 3 more years until I get my wizard powers

[Autistic Spectrum]

Has a girl willingly let you do sex to her ruby

[Autistic Spectrum]

Molesting your sister doesnt count

[Desolation]

Yes