I did laundry at my building last night instead of at my parents

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

and a girl stole a pair of my underwear. I know it was a girl because I did it at like 1 am and when I went to get my stuff the dryer door was open and another machine that had just been filled was full of panties and tiny girl socks and girl clothes.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

Some girl is wearing my underwear on her head right now and fingering herself and rubbing on her titties I want all you virgin nerds and the entire world to know

[maks]

you think it's a girl but that doesn't sound like the sort of thing a girl would do...

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

dont take the wind from my sails

[juji]

Just about everyone does this most of the time

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I think it was this chinese girl she always smiles at me when I see her which means she wants the dick plus she's chinese and chinese people are fuckin weird

[juji]

I think it was this chinese girl she always smiles at me when I see her which means she wants the dick plus she's chinese and chinese people are fuckin weird

why not?

[maks]

why haven't you given it to her yet? there's no shame in fucking a ching chong

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

because I think she lives with her husband and I don't want to get cut in half with a samurai sword

[maks]

no guts no glory. asians are spineless, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

next time she smiles at me im just gonna whip my dick out and smack it on her flat face

[blumpkin blownuts]

Tell her that her nsose smells like your crotch and it has offended you.

[0bnoxious0ne]

and a girl stole a pair of my underwear. I know it was a girl because I did it at like 1 am and when I went to get my stuff the dryer door was open and another machine that had just been filled was full of panties and tiny girl socks and girl clothes.

I did my laundry in my apartment.

[0bnoxious0ne]

and a girl stole a pair of my underwear. I know it was a girl because I did it at like 1 am and when I went to get my stuff the dryer door was open and another machine that had just been filled was full of panties and tiny girl socks and girl clothes.

I did my laundry in my apartment.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Cool shit ob, hey next time do your laundry in Hell

lol u live in a building with gooks, have fun when they take your job back to china with them

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

shes not going back to china im gonna get her pregnant with an anchor baby

[juji]

lol u live in a building with gooks, have fun when they take your job back to china with them

you mean chinks, not gooks

that was her plan steal your underwear, get any sperms she could off them, then impregnate her self with an anchor baby and sue your for child support, zips are sneaky little fuckers u gotta be on the lookout always

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

the heat kills all the sperm shes gonna have to be my chinkwife and cook me eggrolls and do my dishes every day if she wants those anchor babies

[0bnoxious0ne]

Cool shit ob, hey next time do your laundry in Hell

I wouldnt need a drier.

[jon]

she changed something about your life so you would talk to her she gave you an opening even if just a stupid one like "hey i'm missing some stuff from the laundry room, you were there the other day, did you see anyone around"

or maybe the drier door was just open and a dog came in and took it

[maks]

and then she ate the dog

[Desolation]

so did you take the panties?