how many blood bags of your own do you ned to fake your own death??

[timmy]

just wondering

[always stevey]

You're planning another betrayal at the expense of my blood. I can literally feel you plotting against me across the oceans and plains of Australia.

[timmy]

fill up some bags and tell me when you have around two liters worth, ill come over help you fake your death then we will run off into the sunset and make out in the woods and then ill probably get bored and leave you to die

[timmy]

unless you take your clothes off then i wont get bored

[always stevey]

"fake my death" what a riot you scheming liar!

[timmy]

can i at least grab your boobs?

[always stevey]

I shall fill my bags with the blood of boobz, don't worry no one will miss him

[timmy]

ill help if i can grab your breasts

[always stevey]

They will deflate and you'll have nothing to grab but soggy tit flaps.

[timmy]

maybe play with your ass and let you sit on my face and rock back and forth

[timmy]

They will deflate and you'll have nothing to grab but soggy tit flaps.

thats okay im more of an ass man anyway

[always stevey]

You could stick my tits in a magic bullet and make a frothy boob smoothie and drink it for ultimate posting power.

[always stevey]

Then mail the severed nipples to Lisa in a box with a big pink bow.

[timmy]

thanks codey

You could stick my tits in a magic bullet and make a frothy boob smoothie and drink it for ultimate posting power.

i would rather kiss you instead

[juji]

thanks codey

i would rather kiss you instead

I tought you had sex with german girl via raw dog

[timmy]

I tought you had sex with german girl via raw dog

[always stevey]

via raw dog

Barry is trying to lure me to my death with the promise of sex.

[maks]

Pretty sure that I haven't pointed out that stompleb rapes kids and iwc is just fine with that yet itt, so here goes

stompleb fucks kids ad/ed and iwc thinks that's just awesome

[timmy]

Barry is trying to lure me to my death with the promise of sex.

the guarantee**

[always stevey]

You're just after my meaty boobz juice.

[timmy]

i just want u to sit on my face, no catch

[Lisa Claus]

there's about 6 litres of blood in your body

you'll die if you lose around half of that

so 3 litres should have you covered

[juji]

i just want u to sit on my face, no catch

me too

[always stevey]

i just want u to sit on my face, no catch

[always stevey]

me too

[timmy]

youre gonna grind on my meat??

[always stevey]

You could stick my tits in a magic bullet and make a frothy boob smoothie and drink it for ultimate posting power.

[timmy]

is magic bullet a brand or name of a meat grinder???

[timmy]

seriously why dont you just shut up and sit on my face already

[always stevey]

Excuse me while I sit on this orange juicer.