https://preview.ibb.co/n60yGQ/IMG_0419.jpg
there u go hun
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https://preview.ibb.co/n60yGQ/IMG_0419.jpg
there u go hun
a coke can is less than 5 inches tall
would you consider shaving your legs?
That would be gayQuote:
Originally Posted by ziraffe
That's really neat rooty since lisa just happens to enjoy shoving cans up her cunt
YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, STOP
Lisa and rooty both fuck cans
this is the "mini" version of this dildo. notice that it is slightly larger than your penith
http://i.imgur.com/5VhhtDl.png
the "mini" version
the miniature version
the smallest version possible
Why are you trying to talk trash about the biggest dick here makes your insecurity painfully obvious
please observe the picture I posted and respond directly
here is another to show you that is not a singular case. this dildo does not have a mini version, but as you can see their small is similar.
http://i.imgur.com/rsjqcAL.jpg
The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer
Is your name Clarissa
Post your shrinky dink clay so we can all laugh
not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laughQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big
my girlfriend who doesn't hate me, isn't divorcing me, hasn't had any children by me that I am abandoning, and didn't steal $20,000 from me said I cant.Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
forced perspective is a pretty standard artistic technique, I'm pretty sure its been around since the greeks and they didn't consider it magical. can you respond to the image i posted of a dildo company having a dildo that is larger than your penis and they call it the "mini"Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
here i will help you learn. but lets get back to your mini
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-T...contracted.jpg
My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small
I am sitting down holding a can under my dick do u need a diagram
ok hold onQuote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
The can was flush against my penis
I can't wrap my fingers around it flaccid this is not a game lol
bro, this phat fucking banana(which i measured to be 1.6" in diameter) is so much thicker than this rum bottle(which i measured to be 3" in diameter).
i don't drink beer, sorry
http://i.imgur.com/1HacGXm.png
Ok now hold it directly against the bottle and take a picture
Now do you see how you're a fucking retard ?
actually no, it's just surprisingly hard to get a banana to stand up on its own without smooshing it. i also tried to do one that was angled similar to yours so that it would show the taper and why one side of the coke can appears to be a similar width while the other end does not. but that's hard to do with a curving banana since it comes back toward or runs away from the lens. again, be aware that the banana is literally 1/2 the diameter of the bottle right behind it.Quote:
Originally Posted by root ghost
can you please discuss with me why your penis is called a mini on that website?
http://i.imgur.com/8zDs9Ha.png
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Originally Posted by root ghost