i am not fat and i am heartlthy
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i am not fat and i am heartlthy
let's see dat ass dough
first non fat itt
cag you need to stop
dp's body fits to the contour of an arcade cabinet like a ying to a yang, no matter his weight, he is not healthy, no matter his shape, he is all fat, no matter how many typos he makes on purpose, he is just another m0nde
the man who looks like a hairless bear just wrote a bunch of shit
I know I feel bad I shouldn't be here I need to be with actual comedians I'm literally too brutal
but of course I pissed off jim norton he gave me a long faggy rant lol
and all I did was say jesse ventura was the innocent one in their argument, I really am the god troll
I'm pretty active actually, sand bags don't move them selves
dp would u srsly do a irl meetup any time in the next 10 years
I've never been fat because I have the metabolism of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how can they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the ceral is in
lmao let's have an irl meetup and see who can move the most sand bags
rootbeer would win, all the girls would tie for second, the rest is a coin toss
you can all come to my house on 4th of July, bring your own beer and good luck finding a parking space
I met internutt, she is slim, but is also flat chested, no pawg ass or anything to speak of, but a nice person
yes I look at those electric scooter people too and think I was 3 belts past a black belt when I was 340 pounds and outside either walking or riding my bike sunrise to sunset that extra 200 pounds isn't that big of a deal, let's meet up irl and see who is in better shape it's the perfect thing for this community to do it could be the reality check ya'll need to stop being so miserable
fuck your house and that polluted ass lake
internut looks like plug drugs tbh lol
he stopped being funny years ago
it was one fo those "if you actually took the time to, ------liste n---------, to the internview, you'd blah, blah blah blahbahlh, "
after that the only guy I'm still talking to in all of show business is eastside dave but then I watched those compound media documentaries and I wanna just stay away from all that for a bit lol
old dp is so much better than new dp, new dp lost his edge
Battle of York was fought on April 27, 1813, in York (present-day Toronto), the capital of the colonial province of Upper Canada (present-day Ontario), during the Anglo-American War of 1812. An American force supported by a naval flotilla landed on the lake shore to the west and advanced against the town, which was defended by an outnumbered force of regulars, militia and Ojibway natives under the overall command of Major General Roger Hale Sheaffe, the Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada.