im not fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

I've never been fat because I have the metabolism of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how can they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the ceral is in

[internutt]

I've never been laid because I have the cock of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how sweet that they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the bleach is in