im not fat

[internutt]

i am not fat and i am heartlthy

[steveyos]

let's see dat ass dough

[Autistic Spectrum]

first non fat itt

[Cag.]

first non fat itt

you have a body like hank hill

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag you need to stop

[steveyos]

dp's body fits to the contour of an arcade cabinet like a ying to a yang, no matter his weight, he is not healthy, no matter his shape, he is all fat, no matter how many typos he makes on purpose, he is just another m0nde

[Autistic Spectrum]

the man who looks like a hairless bear just wrote a bunch of shit

[Cag.]

dp's body fits to the contour of an arcade cabinet like a ying to a yang, no matter his weight, he is not healthy, no matter his shape, he is all fat, no matter how many typos he makes on purpose, he is just another m0nde

thats mean lol

[steveyos]

I know I feel bad I shouldn't be here I need to be with actual comedians I'm literally too brutal

[steveyos]

but of course I pissed off jim norton he gave me a long faggy rant lol

[steveyos]

and all I did was say jesse ventura was the innocent one in their argument, I really am the god troll

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'm pretty active actually, sand bags don't move them selves

[internutt]

dp would u srsly do a irl meetup any time in the next 10 years

[Autistic Spectrum]

I've never been fat because I have the metabolism of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how can they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the ceral is in

[steveyos]

lmao let's have an irl meetup and see who can move the most sand bags


rootbeer would win, all the girls would tie for second, the rest is a coin toss

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can all come to my house on 4th of July, bring your own beer and good luck finding a parking space

I met internutt, she is slim, but is also flat chested, no pawg ass or anything to speak of, but a nice person

[steveyos]

yes I look at those electric scooter people too and think I was 3 belts past a black belt when I was 340 pounds and outside either walking or riding my bike sunrise to sunset that extra 200 pounds isn't that big of a deal, let's meet up irl and see who is in better shape it's the perfect thing for this community to do it could be the reality check ya'll need to stop being so miserable

[Cag.]

but of course I pissed off jim norton he gave me a long faggy rant lol

jim norton is a sad balding fat man lol

[steveyos]

fuck your house and that polluted ass lake

internut looks like plug drugs tbh lol

[Cag.]

he stopped being funny years ago

[internutt]

I've never been laid because I have the cock of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how sweet that they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the bleach is in

[steveyos]

jim norton is a sad balding fat man lol

it was one fo those "if you actually took the time to, ------liste n---------, to the internview, you'd blah, blah blah blahbahlh, "


after that the only guy I'm still talking to in all of show business is eastside dave but then I watched those compound media documentaries and I wanna just stay away from all that for a bit lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

old dp is so much better than new dp, new dp lost his edge

[steveyos]

he stopped being funny years ago

50 something years in the business 1:30 minutes of total funny audio at most

[steveyos]

I've never been laid because I have the cock of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how sweet that they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the bleach is in

[internutt]

old dp is so much better than new dp, new dp lost his edge

yeah actually

[internutt]

I met internutt, she is slim, but is also flat chested, no pawg ass or anything to speak of, but a nice person

im proilly visiting toronto in the future. i will let you know.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Battle of York was fought on April 27, 1813, in York (present-day Toronto), the capital of the colonial province of Upper Canada (present-day Ontario), during the Anglo-American War of 1812. An American force supported by a naval flotilla landed on the lake shore to the west and advanced against the town, which was defended by an outnumbered force of regulars, militia and Ojibway natives under the overall command of Major General Roger Hale Sheaffe, the Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada.

[internutt]

Battle of York was fought on April 27, 1813, in York (present-day Toronto), the capital of the colonial province of Upper Canada (present-day Ontario), during the Anglo-American War of 1812. An American force supported by a naval flotilla landed on the lake shore to the west and advanced against the town, which was defended by an outnumbered force of regulars, militia and Ojibway natives under the overall command of Major General Roger Hale Sheaffe, the Lieutenant Governor of Upper Canada.