slit his own throat in case you don't get what I'm saying
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slit his own throat in case you don't get what I'm saying
or the guy was walking by lisa's house and he got really sad because of lisa's sad aura and tried to kill himself
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Originally Posted by steveyos
sad aura :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
here's how it went down,,,
cops:miss can you please tell us what you saw outside your window..
lisa:weeeellllllll i wassss jusssssst sittttttingggg in thisssssss innnflattteablllleee bathhhhh tubbbbbbbb luuuuurrrrkingggg rrrubbbbbyneettttt annnnnd notttttt poossstinnn
cops:miss you you please step out of the inflateable bath tub, we do not get paid enough to do this,
lisa:okkk offffffffericerssss, woullllllld youuuuuu likkkkkkke a spooootttt offffff teeeaaaaa
cops:Fuck this, *action spits* *action walks out the door*
That's what happens when you're ghetto trash like lisa
*action spits* *action walks out the door*
i'm literally laughing over hereQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Does she really talk like that? I've only heard her phone call with ruby and didn't notice if she did or not
yeah she talks like ruby raps if you listen to his raps he has to pronounce is words really slowly becuase rapping is hard for white scottish people but she has a hard time jsut saying words normally
it takes her 30 seconds to say 5 words
she talks slow because she is severely depressed, dont you guys know anything?
her nervous system is down in the dumps, so her speech is slow like shes blind hammered drunk
that's from the methodoneQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
Poor lisa :(
was that a pun?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jihad Josh
:lolno:
action marks thread read.
go awayQuote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
Did you tell the pair of medics that he needs VD tests since you were handling his open woundsQuote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
I just stabbed a guy outside of my flat.
A human life beating in the palms of lisa's hands.
i just stabed some corn kernnles wiht a,. fork and tey boucned all over my cartpe
I just stabbed myself in the pussy with a dick. lol
How long and wide was it?Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
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Originally Posted by Fucklord Bimbo
gabi knows how to post why can't th eother girls figure it out
Cat avatar guy please... don't idiot yourself with shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
I hope someone stabs you in the dick with a pussy
Claire why are you so damn stupid?