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Originally Posted by steveyos
ps. bob get rid of those sideburns, get a buzz cut, and do exercise not trying to be mean but if you got rid of that neck fat you would instantly be hotter
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hahqahahhaahhahQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
ps. bob get rid of those sideburns, get a buzz cut, and do exercise not trying to be mean but if you got rid of that neck fat you would instantly be hotter
bob p[lease try to avoid encouraging plug drugs to come back here for any reason, tiaQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
use this one but photoshop out the sideburnsQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
appreciate the advice but the sideburns are an integral part of my spiritual belief system
also this picture could be worth money when i get famous because it's the only photo ever taken without my hair spiked up
the sideburns are ok but the bathrobe.... is wrong
bob you need to stop going for a 'look' and go for 'regular guy' because you're not good at picking things to make you stand out from the crowd, instead of looking unique you end up looking like a try-hard and no woman wants a try-hard
oh look bob
maks is being nice to you again
cant believe i relapsed on my sleeping meds... im such a goddamn pussy sometimes
some people would call that a freelapse but i knew what i was doing, i was medicating shitty emotions so it looks like im back to zero clean time
well he's trying to be helpful. maks just runs hot & cold, if he was always sweet or always mean it wouldn't be maks it would be weirdQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
the bathrobe is fine when im inside, thats what bathrobes are for and thats where i amQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
Wouldn't have brought it up if you hadn't mentioned that you're having trouble getting laid, I'm not looking to insult you just offering tips as probably the one guy on this forum who doesn;t have that problem. Fact is as long as you're not totally gross it's not about appearance and more about psychology, stop trying to peacock and learn to bullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
i've never been good at bullshitting anyone except myself
if you're not brad pitt or don't have millions of dollars nothing spreads legs like a generous helping of bullshit, you should learn. lets practice, say something you know isn;'t true but will get a girl's attention, tell lisa she's pretty.
tell ramen you had a great time hanging out with her and she's a very interesting conversationalist
so bullshitting in the fully literal sense... got it
i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht
you're on the right track but try to be a bit more subtle, buy a big mac and pay with a $100 bill so they have to run into the back to make change, that sort of thingQuote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
then take one bite and throw it out, bitches love a guy who wastes food
stop sucking marks dick so fjs will come back
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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus
Fucking creepy.Quote:
Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg
i hope this is the picture they use on the news when they find all those bodies in your basement
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
In common world, please take a look
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5115831AA6XPa2
How many girls according to avatars would not like sideburns?
More than 10 girls said literally "Hell no"
Otherwise, 2 girls almost like sideburns, but it depends kind of sideburns
1 girl who loves sideburns
I've gotten plenty of positive comments on my sideburns
from elvis impersonators?
the sideburns dont suit you bob, maybe handlebars would though if you can grow a big mustache
no bob without the mustache sideburns and spikey hair is essentially skrizatch and skrizatch is a legendary cocksman. sometimes less is more.
maybe you should tell them you're a fireman