The sleep pill song

[timmy]

Nicotine Valium Vicodin marijuana sideburns and alcohol

hahqahahhaahhah

ps. bob get rid of those sideburns, get a buzz cut, and do exercise not trying to be mean but if you got rid of that neck fat you would instantly be hotter

[maks]

in exchange for me showing you my new pic (because i really wanted to lord this over you a few weeks) i want you to show this thread to plug drugs. Or copy it, down, paste it to him, and tell him it's form me trying to go to sleep on sonata

bob p[lease try to avoid encouraging plug drugs to come back here for any reason, tia

[maks]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took

use this one but photoshop out the sideburns

[blumpkin blownuts]

appreciate the advice but the sideburns are an integral part of my spiritual belief system

[blumpkin blownuts]

also this picture could be worth money when i get famous because it's the only photo ever taken without my hair spiked up

[Lisa Claus]

the sideburns are ok but the bathrobe.... is wrong

[maks]

bob you need to stop going for a 'look' and go for 'regular guy' because you're not good at picking things to make you stand out from the crowd, instead of looking unique you end up looking like a try-hard and no woman wants a try-hard

[Lisa Claus]

oh look bob

maks is being nice to you again

[blumpkin blownuts]

cant believe i relapsed on my sleeping meds... im such a goddamn pussy sometimes
some people would call that a freelapse but i knew what i was doing, i was medicating shitty emotions so it looks like im back to zero clean time

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh look bob

maks is being nice to you again

well he's trying to be helpful. maks just runs hot & cold, if he was always sweet or always mean it wouldn't be maks it would be weird

[blumpkin blownuts]

the sideburns are ok but the bathrobe.... is wrong

the bathrobe is fine when im inside, thats what bathrobes are for and thats where i am

[maks]

well he's trying to be helpful. maks just runs hot & cold, if he was always sweet or always mean it wouldn't be maks it would be weird

Wouldn't have brought it up if you hadn't mentioned that you're having trouble getting laid, I'm not looking to insult you just offering tips as probably the one guy on this forum who doesn;t have that problem. Fact is as long as you're not totally gross it's not about appearance and more about psychology, stop trying to peacock and learn to bullshit.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've never been good at bullshitting anyone except myself

[maks]

if you're not brad pitt or don't have millions of dollars nothing spreads legs like a generous helping of bullshit, you should learn. lets practice, say something you know isn;'t true but will get a girl's attention, tell lisa she's pretty.

[maks]

tell ramen you had a great time hanging out with her and she's a very interesting conversationalist

[blumpkin blownuts]

so bullshitting in the fully literal sense... got it

[blumpkin blownuts]

i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht

[maks]

i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht

you're on the right track but try to be a bit more subtle, buy a big mac and pay with a $100 bill so they have to run into the back to make change, that sort of thing

[maks]

then take one bite and throw it out, bitches love a guy who wastes food

[steveyos]

stop sucking marks dick so fjs will come back

[steveyos]

I thought he was talking about ramen

[Lexi Persimmons]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took

Fucking creepy.

i hope this is the picture they use on the news when they find all those bodies in your basement

[Genital Doli]

Lisa's Eye for the Drug Addict Serial Rapist Guy

[juji]

In common world, please take a look

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5115831AA6XPa2


How many girls according to avatars would not like sideburns?


More than 10 girls said literally "Hell no"

Otherwise, 2 girls almost like sideburns, but it depends kind of sideburns


1 girl who loves sideburns

[blumpkin blownuts]

I've gotten plenty of positive comments on my sideburns

[maks]

from elvis impersonators?

[timmy]

the sideburns dont suit you bob, maybe handlebars would though if you can grow a big mustache

[maks]

no bob without the mustache sideburns and spikey hair is essentially skrizatch and skrizatch is a legendary cocksman. sometimes less is more.

[maks]

maybe you should tell them you're a fireman