dat stank dank, top rank...
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dat stank dank, top rank...
bottle it and wear it like fucking cologne ungh so fragrant
iwc I'm going to need you to squat over this funnel for a bit, tia
im going to need you to hold this funnel with your teeth pls and ty~
fuck the funnel, lets go with some good old fashioned face sitting, I want to make m0nde jealous
:tmnt:
I'm not sure where to go from here without crossing the line from funny into creepy territory so why don't you just post tits and we'll enjoy that and sit quietly for a while to contemplate them
titz...
tap dancing in a minefield
SHUT UP AND SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES DAMMIT
be polite, maybe we see tonight...
here's my boobz. don't hit on me silly boys~
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x...ttbailey-1.jpg
we want to see your crumpets, not those trumpets...
THE TIME FOR POLITENESS IS OVER NOW IS THE TIME FOR RAPE
oh g-d i'm all out of rapex
I've got your rapex right here!
(if you missed the implication I was referring to my penis)
help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?
don't think they would care if it actually stopped a rape...
that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weaponQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
stopping a horrible crime, lesser of two evils one of which is only evil in order to prevent evil...
people get prosecuted for shooting someone who was threatening their life...
not in FL lol...
good, I like stand your ground laws they should be rolled out nationwide
but what if i really had vagina dentataQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?Quote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
my mind http://i.imgur.com/SKHzS.gif asplodeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I think we just invented a new field of medicine
kind of like how barbers used to be dentists back in the day we'd have uh pussy dentists
I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a filling
WHAT nuoh my god
drilling, spitting, god I love this subject the possibilities for double entendre are endless
a root canal in the ol' birth canal. i literally just crossed my legs tightly and clenched my teeth
don't worry, this won't hurt a bit...
is it in yet? ok i guess the novocaine kicked in
btw just like the dentist I was lying, it's going to hurt like hell
just like the gyno too
When I was in high school I had a friend who bought his own speculum on ebay. he was a bit of a weirdo as you might imagine.
that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?
use your speculum, then facesit at m0nde's faceQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot