The sleep pill song

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

the sideburns are ok but the bathrobe.... is wrong

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the bathrobe is fine when im inside, thats what bathrobes are for and thats where i am

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

well he's trying to be helpful. maks just runs hot & cold, if he was always sweet or always mean it wouldn't be maks it would be weird

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Wouldn't have brought it up if you hadn't mentioned that you're having trouble getting laid, I'm not looking to insult you just offering tips as probably the one guy on this forum who doesn;t have that problem. Fact is as long as you're not totally gross it's not about appearance and more about psychology, stop trying to peacock and learn to bullshit.

i've never been good at bullshitting anyone except myself

if you're not brad pitt or don't have millions of dollars nothing spreads legs like a generous helping of bullshit, you should learn. lets practice, say something you know isn;'t true but will get a girl's attention, tell lisa she's pretty.

tell ramen you had a great time hanging out with her and she's a very interesting conversationalist

so bullshitting in the fully literal sense... got it

i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht

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you're on the right track but try to be a bit more subtle, buy a big mac and pay with a $100 bill so they have to run into the back to make change, that sort of thing

then take one bite and throw it out, bitches love a guy who wastes food

stop sucking marks dick so fjs will come back

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I thought he was talking about ramen

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Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

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Fucking creepy.

http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

i hope this is the picture they use on the news when they find all those bodies in your basement

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

Lisa's Eye for the Drug Addict Serial Rapist Guy

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In common world, please take a look

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...5115831AA6XPa2


How many girls according to avatars would not like sideburns?


More than 10 girls said literally "Hell no"

Otherwise, 2 girls almost like sideburns, but it depends kind of sideburns


1 girl who loves sideburns

I've gotten plenty of positive comments on my sideburns

from elvis impersonators?

the sideburns dont suit you bob, maybe handlebars would though if you can grow a big mustache

no bob without the mustache sideburns and spikey hair is essentially skrizatch and skrizatch is a legendary cocksman. sometimes less is more.

maybe you should tell them you're a fireman