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03-17-2013
juji

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

not at the moment

but I've had many jobs from circus performer to school teacher

What happened to your school teaching position?
03-17-2013
m0nde

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

like half of the rubbish in your txt spam I've never said I walked dogs for a job

I took that dog I rescued from next door when she went missing for a walk but yeah... is that really someting you're trying to make up to troll me with?

look a bit lame next to the gang rape of fields rubbish don't you think?

read it for yourself, everything is from your posts: http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/lisa.txt
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

pet shoppe chashier, whore, welfare sponge

Nope. I was hired to run the store one day a week. Didn't last long though, the woman who owns the store is a psycho who is going broke. She fired people before me for eating their lunch behind the counter, fired a vet nurse for "not having enough product knowledge" but she kept hiring new people to run the store because she wanted to go on holiday, meanwhile the store wasn't making much money at all... not even enough to cover wages, she spent all her time on the phone trying to abuse insurance companies and get delivery boys fired etc... she refused to take pets to sell from breeders because she claimed they were "junkies" (wait... maybe she's GulDucat) and basically in the end she couldn't get anyone to run her store for her, even the agency that sent me stopped sending her employees. The woman was a complete headcase. I did her books too everyday, she was in terrible debt and just kept bitching taht she needed peopel to run the store so she could go on holiday... the idiot couldn't even afford to pay anyone without going into more debt and she wanted to go on holiday?

never been a whore, been offered that job twice though, $2,000 base rate a week and a company car then $300 per customer served (prostitution is legal in Australia adn even txed by the government.) Didn't want to do that though.
03-17-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

um you just said it was you lying sack of retarded fugly flab

and no Flag doesn't even like you.... he's one of my friends

my friends are based on what are decent people, not on who's the biggest fucktard troll who can make up the most retarded rubbish about people they are jealous of online.

Flag says to tell you he's my friend now. He's sorry he couldn't tell you himself.
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cody

actualization:

cant find a dick to suck at the moment

I got fucked last week thanks

but I'll be out of action for a couple of weeks soon
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by m0nde

read it for yourself, everything is from your posts: http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/lisa.txt

well m0nde I've looked at some of the stuff you are spamming and only about 30% of it is stuff I've actually written and even then it's fragmented and mixed in witha bunch of rubbish i've never even posted.
03-17-2013
m0nde

waiting for some more copy/pasta for lisa.txt
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I got fucked last week thanks

but I'll be out of action for a couple of weeks soon

don't you dare murdar that babby, you're babby is already developed enough to love its mommy
03-17-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

well m0nde I've looked at some of the stuff you are spamming and only about 30% of it is stuff I've actually written and even then it's fragmented and mixed in witha bunch of rubbish i've never even posted.

If he made a text generator with all my stupid posts you'd be humping his reluctant leg and ranting adoration.
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

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Originally Posted by juji

What happened to your school teaching position?

I taught in a lot of schools for about 4 years

I'm taking a break from teaching... real life and too much responsibility for me right now

I'll go back to it later... when I decide, not when some idiotic jerkoff who draws fairly child like computer pictures says so.
03-17-2013
maks

Quote:

Originally Posted by m0nde

read it for yourself, everything is from your posts: http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/lisa.txt

maks: 10 occurrences
bob: 5 occurrences
juji: 8 occurrences
flag: 7 occurrences
dp: 2 occurrences

I win!
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../DSC_00019.jpg
03-17-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

don't you dare murdar that babby, you're babby is already developed enough to love its mommy

the babby already has a heart beat! :(
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wYeQdjtDsH...00/drawing.jpg
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

If he made a text generator with all my stupid posts you'd be humping his reluctant leg and ranting adoration.

I'm not you thanks, you're the disgusting desperate wannabe slut, not me

you just don't have any takers

and he'd lose his leg in your rolls of sweaty fat if you did
03-17-2013
m0nde

rage
03-17-2013
always stevey

You can always checked linkedin to see if she has any career at all. Someone with teaching degrees can easily land
themselves a clerical job which is a hell of a lot better than Lisa's shitty jobs
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AravfqMCC7...Abortion+2.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AravfqMCC7...happy-baby.jpg
03-17-2013
m0nde

would rather be on welfare

fjs wins again
in australia
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

if that doesn't get me back on her ignore lsit nothing will
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by maks

maks: 10 occurrences
bob: 5 occurrences
juji: 8 occurrences
flag: 7 occurrences
dp: 2 occurrences

I win!

maks
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

You can always checked linkedin to see if she has any career at all. Someone with teaching degrees can easily land
themselves a clerical job which is a hell of a lot better than Lisa's shitty jobs

I have 2 degrees

I get jobs that pay $40 an hour when I DO work

that's not much but I bet it's more than you've ever made
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

ummmm, and what do you want to check fat tard?
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

spoken like someone who tries to extort rent money from methfreaks
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

spoken like someone who tries to extort rent money from methfreaks

um no

I actually loaned him money after he got robbed and it took him months to pay me back and yes I did want that money back to pay rent

he is in jail now anyway
03-17-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I have 2 degrees

I get jobs that pay $40 an hour when I DO work

that's not much but I bet it's more than you've ever made

Any professional is listed on LinkedIn. I'm going to check to see if you're on there.
03-17-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I have 2 degrees

I get jobs that pay $40 an hour when I DO work

that's not much but I bet it's more than you've ever made

Pet stores pay $40 an hour?
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

Any professional is listed on LinkedIn. I'm going to check to see if you're on there.

um okaaaaaaaaaay

I was a teacher for 4 years and never even heard of that
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

um no

I actually loaned him money after he got robbed and it took him months to pay me back and yes I did want that money back to pay rent

he is in jail now anyway

idk about australian jails but a prisoner can make up to $3 a day in the american jail labor system
that would still go a long way towards your rent
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AravfqMCC7...Abortion+1.jpg
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I have 2 degrees

I get jobs that pay $40 an hour when I DO work

that's not much but I bet it's more than you've ever made

I wonder if you'll still have two degrees after someone contacts Latrobe's and Deakin's records departments and asks why you don't have a HS diploma and if it's common to grant degrees to fraud artists & cheaters
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

I'm pretty sure none of you have any idea how much anyone makes

I had one american woman try and tell me that teachers get $40 a day

she spazzed at Australian teachers getting $40 an hour... weird thing is even $40 isn't that much money and teachers are really not known for making a lot of money

no-one spends 6 years at university to become a teacher for money... people who want money just don;t become teachers

even people on the dole in Australia get $40 a day.
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

i'll tell them you applied to be a chem lab tech but couldn't solve a heterogenous density problem during the interview and didn't even know the formula for density of a gas
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

I wonder if you'll still have two degrees after someone contacts Latrobe's and Deakin's records departments and asks why you don't have a HS diploma and if it's common to grant degrees to fraud artists & cheaters

I sat an entry exam when I was 21 (which is counted as mature age) and blitzed it in.

I then went on to get distinctions and even high distinctions in my subjects

I completed my first degree and then went on to a post graduate one
03-17-2013
always stevey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

um okaaaaaaaaaay

I was a teacher for 4 years and never even heard of that

That's because you're not a professional.
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

I sat an entry exam when I was 21 (which is counted as mature age) and blitzed it in.

I then went on to get distctions and even high distinctions in my subjects

I completed my first degree and then went on to a post graduate one

you weren't supposed to take the test without a diploma
and you probably fucked some fat nerd to copy his homework in order to get "distinctions"
distinction of being a lying frauding hoe
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

you're not really in a position to try and undermine anyone's actual legitimate degrees or registrations
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumpkin blownuts

you weren't supposed to take the test without a diploma
and you probably fucked some fat nerd to copy his homework in order to get "distinctions"
distinction of being a lying frauding hoe

um no
03-17-2013
blumpkin blownuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

you're not really in a position to try and undermine anyone's actual legitimate degrees or registrations

you mean your victorian mental health registration? i'm sure that's legit
03-17-2013
Lisa Claus

Quote:

Originally Posted by GulDucat

That's because you're not a professional.

a professional what?

Teachers need to be registered but not with LinkedIn

I just looked that up, that is a job network you fucking retard not a professional registration site

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