a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon

[blumpkin blownuts]

I have 2 degrees

I get jobs that pay $40 an hour when I DO work

that's not much but I bet it's more than you've ever made

I wonder if you'll still have two degrees after someone contacts Latrobe's and Deakin's records departments and asks why you don't have a HS diploma and if it's common to grant degrees to fraud artists & cheaters

[Lisa Claus]

I wonder if you'll still have two degrees after someone contacts Latrobe's and Deakin's records departments and asks why you don't have a HS diploma and if it's common to grant degrees to fraud artists & cheaters

I sat an entry exam when I was 21 (which is counted as mature age) and blitzed it in.

I then went on to get distinctions and even high distinctions in my subjects

I completed my first degree and then went on to a post graduate one

[blumpkin blownuts]

I sat an entry exam when I was 21 (which is counted as mature age) and blitzed it in.

I then went on to get distctions and even high distinctions in my subjects

I completed my first degree and then went on to a post graduate one

you weren't supposed to take the test without a diploma
and you probably fucked some fat nerd to copy his homework in order to get "distinctions"
distinction of being a lying frauding hoe

[Lisa Claus]

you weren't supposed to take the test without a diploma
and you probably fucked some fat nerd to copy his homework in order to get "distinctions"
distinction of being a lying frauding hoe

um no