Tweaker Theories

I'll have you know I have a degree in funny posting from the school of autism

LMAO

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

you, me, steffies - true
garfield - isn't he a teacher or something?
elz - working on it I think
teknorat - no idea
ruby - true
gush clay reno - not sure about any of these, but last I heard gush was working on one and I believe clay has one
deso - has a degree
boobz siburke - also true

you didn't mention plug drugs or cody, sloppy work barry

pretty much everyone else has one or is in the process of getting one. fact is a 4 year degree, even in a subject that isn't useless like stompleb's, is no guarantee of success. in fact employers look at it like they did a high school diploma 10 or 15 years ago, it's just kind of expected, it doesn't set you apart from the crowd anymore. if attending college automatically got you a job we wouldn't have thousands of idiots wandering the streets in guy fawkes masks bitching that they can't pay their student loans.

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WHy am i not in i

these are not theories

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Originally Posted by maks

my generation is full of suburban white guys sagging their pants and talking about tupac like he's a fucking religious figure and discussing the various ways the man is keeping them down then going home and watching Friends on a 60 inch plasma. fuck my generation. I disowned them, not the other way around.

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this

TUPAC DIED FOR YOUR SINS :jesus:

you guys are talking about white suburbia while there's some serious lizard shit going on elsewhere

don't you kinow when there's a crisis that needs to be dealt with?

talkin bout my generation

you, me, steffies - true
garfield - isn't he a teacher or something?
elz - working on it I think
teknorat - no idea
ruby - true
gush clay reno - not sure about any of these, but last I heard gush was working on one and I believe clay has one
deso - has a degree
boobz siburke - also true

you didn't mention plug drugs or cody, sloppy work barry

pretty much everyone else has one or is in the process of getting one. fact is a 4 year degree, even in a subject that isn't useless like stompleb's, is no guarantee of success. in fact employers look at it like they did a high school diploma 10 or 15 years ago, it's just kind of expected, it doesn't set you apart from the crowd anymore. if attending college automatically got you a job we wouldn't have thousands of idiots wandering the streets in guy fawkes masks bitching that they can't pay their student loans.

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Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo

also I've been turning into a bat and terrorizing him and he'd like me to stop

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a few days ago I found what I thought was shit from a large buttholed raccoon at the bottom of my porch steps and had to spend 15 minutes spraying it with the hose and scrubbing the poop juices out of the concrete with a broom and some dish soap. this morning I found shit again in the same place but it looked like someone had taken a stick and smeared it around. I think my junkie brother is some kind of poop pervert and has been shitting at the bottom of my porch steps and trying to paint with it.

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Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo

a few days ago I found what I thought was shit from a large buttholed raccoon at the bottom of my porch steps and had to spend 15 minutes spraying it with the hose and scrubbing the poop juices out of the concrete with a broom and some dish soap. this morning I found shit again in the same place but it looked like someone had taken a stick and smeared it around. I think my junkie brother is some kind of poop pervert and has been shitting at the bottom of my porch steps and trying to paint with it.

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I think it may be time to turn into a bat and terrorize him

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Originally Posted by maks

talkin bout my generation

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why don't you all :fffffff: fade away...

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Originally Posted by ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo

a few days ago I found what I thought was shit from a large buttholed raccoon

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eating a sandwich... stopped reading here... :pissed:

was it a large buttholed raccoon sandwich?

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Originally Posted by maks

was it a large buttholed raccoon sandwich?

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:keanu:

someone finally used my smiley :cry:

i want to use and abuse you

tupac lives in death

just laughed at this thread

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

i want to use and abuse you

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shit, now I need a pegging smiley :flashfap:

I have a degree but no one hires me and i have no job :sad:

what's the degree in?

something similiar to fanfare's degree

a degree in being cute?

woot, I can not wait to see some more fucking retarde smile ys yall :grin: :grin: :grin:

:pwned::pwned::pwned::pwned::eek::love::bird::bird::bird:

:shit:

:herve:

it's official you fucking suck (get it sorted son)

whats herve meant to be?