Tweaker Theories

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

also I've been turning into a bat and terrorizing him and he'd like me to stop

a few days ago I found what I thought was shit from a large buttholed raccoon at the bottom of my porch steps and had to spend 15 minutes spraying it with the hose and scrubbing the poop juices out of the concrete with a broom and some dish soap. this morning I found shit again in the same place but it looked like someone had taken a stick and smeared it around. I think my junkie brother is some kind of poop pervert and has been shitting at the bottom of my porch steps and trying to paint with it.

[maks]

a few days ago I found what I thought was shit from a large buttholed raccoon at the bottom of my porch steps and had to spend 15 minutes spraying it with the hose and scrubbing the poop juices out of the concrete with a broom and some dish soap. this morning I found shit again in the same place but it looked like someone had taken a stick and smeared it around. I think my junkie brother is some kind of poop pervert and has been shitting at the bottom of my porch steps and trying to paint with it.

I think it may be time to turn into a bat and terrorize him

a few days ago I found what I thought was shit from a large buttholed raccoon

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