I give her kisses and she kisses me back and then licks my nose
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I give her kisses and she kisses me back and then licks my nose
I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun
thats really sweet and cute
jesusQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
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Originally Posted by jazz
Yeah put your head in a car door and shut it repeatedly.
Lame ass try-hards.
My mum bought me a t-shirt
http://i.imgur.com/2uAVvmj.jpg
Kill yourself you stupid bitch nobody cares
Gather round my posts you no-life loser.
Mia just tried to drink my glass of cola
I told her "No! Cats don't drink cola!" so she ran away.
Oh she's back now and sniffing my foot, probably some evil scam for cola.
I can't turn my back on my drinks, everytime I turn around she has her little face in my glass trying to drink it and she waits until I'm not looking too
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Originally Posted by jazz
my cat died three days ago :scotland:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...9.jpg~original
she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad
she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years :rip:
Oh no. That's horrible. I'm sorry. I waited a year after Jazz died before I got Mia but I still miss her. It's nice to have Mia though. Your cat had a full life though. Looks like she had a good life too.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
at lest you didn't murder it like lisaQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
I kept her for as long as it was humane, probably a bit longer. I kept her alive for longer than the vet recommended (she wasn't expected to live as long as she did once she was sick) but in the end she was just suffering. It was the hardest call I had to make but she was over 20 years old which is like 100 human years for a cat. She was collapsing and needing water brought to her constantly and was down to just 3kgs in spite of me trying to get her eat as much as possible. I bought her the very best treats I could find, cat milk and tuna fillets and everything else. Gave her as much as she would eat, played her special cat music and had the vet make a house visit so she could die in her favorite spot. Even the vet nearly cried and was all teared up. He said I did an amazing job looking after her. I did the best thing I could for her before she suffered even more.
You fucked your dad before, but you didn't make a thread about that
No I didn't you brain damaged mental patient.
You broke your pussy on the bathtub aka gordon's dick
oh come onQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
i like ur joan jett shirt
I did though, I go overboard spoiling my animals. That's the beauty of animals. You can spoil them as much you like and they don't turn into dicks like people do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
Thanks :) my mumzy got it for meQuote:
Originally Posted by Desolation
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Originally Posted by jazz
Um no.
Maks lift your game.
At least you don't ever have to worry about getting a bra as a gift
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Originally Posted by jazz
killgreys is out of control
It's true, my tits are pert as.
That's not killgreys by the way
Stop acting like you know wtf is going on with shit that happened long before you came here and shit this place up so badly